Patti B
@whipartist.bsky.social
I'm the fuchsia-maned woman your mother warned you about...
#leguminati
#leguminati
If somebody pointed a banana at him and said "Bang!" he'd declare that fruits are WMDs.
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If somebody pointed a banana at him and said "Bang!" he'd declare that fruits are WMDs.
She's special, all right.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
She's special, all right.
I hope you feel suitably guilty for your role in the downfall of civilization.
What? No guilt at all? Perfect.
What? No guilt at all? Perfect.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I hope you feel suitably guilty for your role in the downfall of civilization.
What? No guilt at all? Perfect.
What? No guilt at all? Perfect.
Please alter memes like this, e.g. putting a red slash across the image, when posting them. Someone scanning their feed without reading carefully could easily perceive this as your support for such a tribunal.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Please alter memes like this, e.g. putting a red slash across the image, when posting them. Someone scanning their feed without reading carefully could easily perceive this as your support for such a tribunal.
You can always find bun more.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You can always find bun more.
If he has one skill it's self-parody.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
If he has one skill it's self-parody.
I was in the bottom right of the K and it was way more than 500 people. Counting the inner ring of the border on this video gets me close to 500 people, so probably 2K on the border plus spectators. People stood three abreast on each letter. Maybe 4K total?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Rd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Rd...
Protesters form human banner at 'No Kings' protest in San Francisco
YouTube video by KRON 4
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October 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I was in the bottom right of the K and it was way more than 500 people. Counting the inner ring of the border on this video gets me close to 500 people, so probably 2K on the border plus spectators. People stood three abreast on each letter. Maybe 4K total?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Rd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Rd...
I think I'll continue my current no-Disney plan. The price can't be beat.
September 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think I'll continue my current no-Disney plan. The price can't be beat.
I'm old enough to remember this but wasn't old enough at the time to understand how big a deal this was.
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm old enough to remember this but wasn't old enough at the time to understand how big a deal this was.
It appears to be back now.
August 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It appears to be back now.
I wholeheartedly applaud your work on this.
July 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wholeheartedly applaud your work on this.
Speaking as a former professional gambler, this law is egregious. If you have $200K in winnings on even-numbered days and $200K of losses in odd-numbered days you break even for the year but you owe income tax on $20K of your losses.
July 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Speaking as a former professional gambler, this law is egregious. If you have $200K in winnings on even-numbered days and $200K of losses in odd-numbered days you break even for the year but you owe income tax on $20K of your losses.
We should be calling this Alligator Auschwitz.
Alcatraz was for people who got due process.
Alcatraz was for people who got due process.
July 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We should be calling this Alligator Auschwitz.
Alcatraz was for people who got due process.
Alcatraz was for people who got due process.
To be frank, the SALT changes in the current proposal would benefit me by reversing the tax increases that I got under the first Trump administration. I would rather pay more in taxes than have people lose Medicaid... Medicaid saves lives.
June 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To be frank, the SALT changes in the current proposal would benefit me by reversing the tax increases that I got under the first Trump administration. I would rather pay more in taxes than have people lose Medicaid... Medicaid saves lives.
I'm told there were 3000 people in Alameda.
June 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm told there were 3000 people in Alameda.
The only person with TDS is T.
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The only person with TDS is T.
My brain read the original post and immediately went into fact-checking mode because I knew that couldn't be right.
Halfway is July 2021. February skews it.
Halfway is July 2021. February skews it.
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My brain read the original post and immediately went into fact-checking mode because I knew that couldn't be right.
Halfway is July 2021. February skews it.
Halfway is July 2021. February skews it.
Your list isn't universal for left-leaning people and most of what's on your list has a broad range of possibilities. I don't want caps on CEO pay because I'd prefer a tax policy with diminishing returns for very high income.
What's missing is creating viable paths for people to immigrate legally.
What's missing is creating viable paths for people to immigrate legally.
June 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Your list isn't universal for left-leaning people and most of what's on your list has a broad range of possibilities. I don't want caps on CEO pay because I'd prefer a tax policy with diminishing returns for very high income.
What's missing is creating viable paths for people to immigrate legally.
What's missing is creating viable paths for people to immigrate legally.
Every accusation is a confession!
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every accusation is a confession!
Peek does not understand why I think that the office chair is mine.
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Peek does not understand why I think that the office chair is mine.
Society IS failing men. Men learn that women are playthings rather than equals whose attention they have to earn. Society normalizes sexual assault rather than holding men accountable. Society fails both women and men in these ways but we can't overlook society's failure to teach men basic decency.
May 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Society IS failing men. Men learn that women are playthings rather than equals whose attention they have to earn. Society normalizes sexual assault rather than holding men accountable. Society fails both women and men in these ways but we can't overlook society's failure to teach men basic decency.
All you need to do is broaden the definition of sabbath and you're good to go.
There's actually a lot of stuff in the bible about taking care of yourself but resting on the sabbath is really all you need.
There's actually a lot of stuff in the bible about taking care of yourself but resting on the sabbath is really all you need.
May 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All you need to do is broaden the definition of sabbath and you're good to go.
There's actually a lot of stuff in the bible about taking care of yourself but resting on the sabbath is really all you need.
There's actually a lot of stuff in the bible about taking care of yourself but resting on the sabbath is really all you need.