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just fuckin got here, lets see if this one sucks

uhhh, Bee/whilom/whatever, 26, They, i exist maybe
a screaming skull you say?
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
well just found out harry potter is coming to fortnite probs like next season or st so preemptively canceling my subscription so i don't get charged for that if it happens lol
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
like idk i havent played the game myself, just watched a bit of it, but its even got the correct eye closed so
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ah yeah when they got chopped off i wanted to commemorate it, so i made a casting out of candle wax beforehand and molded them from paper mache clay, then i made a hunting trophy to put them on

Unfortunately they wouldnt give me the real things back so i couldnt get em mounted, BUT! next best thing
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
if it wasnt meant to be some form of canon and was nothing more than a meta joke about shortening stuff, it probably would have a more jokey response like "to the point!" or "not very creative, huh?"

But nope, its the True Name. So, as close to canon as youd get
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
huh, random thing I noticed while checking out rateyourmusic (that i assume other people have already pointed out), @redvoxband.com is one of the examples used on the "how to use the site" page. guess they just wanted to keep things light? rateyourmusic.com/discover
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"the poison squad" by deborah blume, it goes over the stuff that lead to the creation of the FDA! (though warning for "the jungle" type grossness, plus a buncha "huh this feels Relevant huh" stuff)

And for a slightly older book of hers thats also great, "the poisoners handbook"!
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
hole
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
copepod
April 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
they are serving tea dangerously hot in order to save money.

Remember the mcdonalds coffee case? the coffee was so hot the lady had 3rd degree burns that required skin grafts, and originally she only asked for them to pay her hospital bills. there is no fucking reason to serve coffee that hot
March 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
....i kinda want this as a poster to go with my other bat identification posters lmao
November 24, 2024 at 9:24 AM
hey some people actually do need bloodletting. apparently some ppl just have too much blood.

i follow a guy who needs it does bc hes on T. they dont use leeches tho unfortunately :(
May 7, 2024 at 2:30 PM
well, could always get a few bumper stickers to make your position clear. "i bought this before i knew he was a cunt", "lets hope this one doesnt spontaneously combust". throw in a buncha pride things if you wanna. pro-train things. etc.
April 17, 2024 at 5:52 AM
eclipse from marble falls texas, we unfortunately got a good bit of cloud cover, but i think we saw a bit of a solar flare? it was visible to the named eye!
April 8, 2024 at 7:44 PM
does a emergency radio flashlight count bc I keep forgetting to buy batteries for my pen light.... its very bright and solar+hand crank powered at least!
January 10, 2024 at 5:29 AM
(heres my first for ref, also good but does not meet the second)
January 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM
can i cheat bc my second one was so good T-T
January 1, 2024 at 5:01 AM
oh idk if this would work for you, but for christmas I got one of these neat little "galaxy projectors" (which honestly looks more like water to me), and they have a lil nightlight vers. on mine u can make ur own presets w some app bullshit, not sure if the mini one does too but? its fun
December 30, 2023 at 7:58 AM
(well yesterday but) i got some pajamas with my cats face on them, mario RPG and a neat lamp that makes cool lights go everywhere
December 26, 2023 at 4:14 AM
↓spinny mcwigglesworth
September 30, 2023 at 5:30 AM
found a weird little. cat? thing? at the thrift store today. its ceramic and seems to have glass/metal beads inside? shakes like a lil maraca. idk what it is but its fun and its going on my weird cat shelf
September 30, 2023 at 1:46 AM
an instant download for me!

any ideas for volume 2? mayhaps a ditty about how you can report unsafe products and check for recalls on cpsc.gov?
September 20, 2023 at 6:53 PM