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Who Wants To Bury A Billionaire?
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Interim US Secretary Of State. Eat the rich and wash 'em down with a reasonably priced glass of water.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy logo of a green planet with arms and a big open mouth with lolling tongue.
May 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Picturing this but with iPads pinned up on the wall. He's REALLY VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 😄
The Always Sunny "conspiracy" meme with Charley pinning paper to the wall with strings running between them. He's REALLY VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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What about adversary-owned government officials? What needs to be done about those traitors, Senator?
Track AIPAC pic of Virginia Senator Mark Warner, who has taken $364,000 in bribes to work on Israel's behalf.
January 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I mean, the ONLY person she was a threat to was Captain Pirate there. Transporting either of them away would have resolved the immediate issue.

Heck, even TOS dealt with this situation without vaporizing anyone...
Screenshot from Star Trek's That Which Survives, with McCoy and Sulu physically blocking an alien woman construct—one whose touch will kill Kirk and only Kirk—from reaching him.
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Simpsons did it first.
From The Simpsons' "Stonecutter" episode, with Carl handing Homer the 'real' emergency phone number: 912. "Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number."
December 16, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Simpsons did it first.
From The Simpsons' "Stonecutter" episode, with Carl handing Homer the 'real' emergency phone number: 912. "Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number."
December 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Simpsons did it first.
From The Simpsons' "Stonecutter" episode, with Carl handing Homer the 'real' emergency phone number: 912. "Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number."
December 16, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Unlike with COVID, the ruling class is scrambling to contain this new, lethal strain of class consciousness before it mutates and begins affecting executives in other industries that kill people for a living.

If it reaches corrupt, traitorous govt officials, that's the ballgame.
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm. "What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?" "I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly. "I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!" "No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipwig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game." Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
December 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Extraordinarily apropos this week.
“Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm. "What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?" "I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly. "I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!" "No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.” ― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
December 6, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Board room meeting. One man says, "People, the CEO of EVIL CORP was killed for being evil. Ideas?" First person: "More security!" Second person: "More security!" Third person: "Stop being evil." Cut to exterior shot of third person being thrown out of the window.
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Liberals are more offended by jokes at a monster's expense than at the untold thousands of lives he hurt and ended.

Also, why is it only cold blood when a gun or knife is used to kill and not a pen or the click of a mouse?
Ken Kippenstein's tweet: "Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson" along with a bar chart showing United's claim denial rate is 32%, twice the 16% industry average. Aaron Rupar's Twitter response to Ken's post: "absolutely depraved to get your dunks in when the guy was just murdered in cold blood"
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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United Healthcare's denial rate is twice the industry average. They also use AI to override doctors. That's a little more intent than just a paperwork fetish.
Bar chart of health insurance industry claim denial rates. United Healthcare's is 32%, twice the industry's 16% average.
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Finding out Kamala Harris didn't pivot away from Biden's policies out of "loyalty" to him...
Handmaid's Tale meme, with one woman stating, "At least Kamala stayed loyal to Biden".
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Waiting for a new wave of Handmaid's Tale memes...
Handmaid's Tale meme with one woman stating, "At least Kamala stayed loyal to Biden".
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Me getting followed by newly arrived liberals fleeing Twitter:
Futurama's Hermes chuckling, "Oh-ho, you don't want that."
November 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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The Democratic party is like the cheese shop in that Monty Python sketch:

"Good morning, sir, what would you like to vote for today?"

"Medicare For All?"

"No..."

"Green New Deal?"

"No..."

"Living wage?"

"Yes!"

"Yes?"

"Oh... the cat's eaten it."

"Has he?"

"She, sir."
Still image from Monty Python's Flying Circus' The Cheese Shop sketch, with Michael Palin as the proprietor of a very cheese-free shop and John Cleese as the would-be customer.
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 PM