I become an inflatable bear-shaped samovar full of piping hot and very strong coffee. The heat is making me stretch and bulge quite a lot. I'll never get my trim bear figure back.

And don't try to hump on me, you'll get a scalded groinal area.

Gruff.

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
As long as I have my Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
- Mojo Nixon (at al)

Sweet :) I need a seal pile like that.

It suits you :)

*orders a ball of string from TEMU*

Yet so enjoyable

I still visit that page now and then as I sometimes can't find the few items I contributed. My pooltoyness goes way way back :)

Jots this down as a skill to acquire. Should work for plushies too :)

Hey, whatever floats your (inflatable) boat.

Good to keep those big unicorn lungs healthy.

repairs are possible. I have good luck with the vinyl cement from the auto parts store. Glue on a patch made of clear vinyl.

Time to create a 10 square kilometer (or mile, I don't care) inflatable island to float around the doldrums of the South Pacific Ocean as a natural habitat for the pooltoys. Ships full of horny sailors stopping by now and then to satisfy their 'needs'. And big inflatable Moai.