If you tell a stranger to take thousands of recipes from professional chefs, and recombine them into a single recipe the stranger then cooks for you, you’re not a chef.

If Brock Lesnar hasn’t yet been cleared in the Janel Grant lawsuit, then the WWE has lost me. Again. “Disappointed” doesn’t cover it.

I’m confident this is just the world’s cringiest podcast announcement.

Please don’t hate watch/listen to this. It’ll give them the numbers and confidence they need to keep making more of it. Their dumber and “edgier” takes will end up on social media anyway, and we can find out together that way.

If I had a dollar for every record I’ve loved that Robert Christgau hated, I’d have enough to buy a bunch of other records he probably hates.

Apparently, the “art of the deal” is to yell at, talk over, belittle, bully, and demand gratitude from people - with no room for collaboration, negotiation or decorum - until they either kiss your ass or walk away in frustration.

There. Saved you some time reading a stupid fucking book about it.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

One thing I maybe dislike about BlueSky is one I disliked about Twitter. If you follow accounts that post a LOT every day, they will dominate your feed. I appreciate good content, but would like to see it from multiple sources, not 2-3 accounts that post/repost 50+ times a day.

The New Day double heel turn is genius storytelling, but would not have worked if Big E, Kofi and Xavier hadn’t so brilliantly delivered the whole thing.

Not at all what I expected, but am excited to see where it goes.

#WWE #WWERaw

Shinsuke Nakamura is the new US champ! Did NOT see that coming, but I LOVE it!

#WWE #SurvivorSeries

Alex Jones has entered his “Find Out” era, and it could not be happening to a more deserving person.

Everybody wants to be Joey Chestnut til it’s time to do Joey Chestnut shit.

Projectile vomiting achievement unlocked.

In stores Jan 20, 2025.

He’s a 3, but he’s doing thirst traps on bluesky.

I made a whole album of rock n roll last year with my former band Howl at the Sky. We formed in early ‘21 in the wake of Covid, and parted ways earlier this year, but the jams are forever.

Here’s a video we did for “Our Lady of the Knives.”

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Despite today…still sober.

Stay strong, fam.

Since I’m new here - and in light of today’s outcome - imma just go ahead and make it clear who the fuck I am.

Welp. I’m here. Algorithm: help me find people who like metal, stoner/doom, soul/neo soul, sci-fi, wrestling, comics, TV, movies, food, and dogs. Gimme ALL the dogs.

Kthxbai