Woozle Kat
@whereswoozle.bsky.social
Words, food, mathematics, dance. Order may vary.
He is the NYC we saw on Sesame Street.
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
He is the NYC we saw on Sesame Street.
This sounds an awful lot like an immovable object meeting an irresistible force.
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 AM
This sounds an awful lot like an immovable object meeting an irresistible force.
Would that he were silent.
Or silenced.
Whatever.
Or silenced.
Whatever.
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Would that he were silent.
Or silenced.
Whatever.
Or silenced.
Whatever.
Oohhh, look at 'im with 'is new fancy ways 😂
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Oohhh, look at 'im with 'is new fancy ways 😂
Who tf cares what Clive Palmer suggests?!
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Who tf cares what Clive Palmer suggests?!
Dave... Any decent Asian grocer will sell lovely big packs of dried anchovies. Do with that information what you will. (But I'll add that they were apparently delicious enough to prompt an otherwise dignified stripey girl to stand on her hind legs and clap her hands.)
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Dave... Any decent Asian grocer will sell lovely big packs of dried anchovies. Do with that information what you will. (But I'll add that they were apparently delicious enough to prompt an otherwise dignified stripey girl to stand on her hind legs and clap her hands.)
The syntax formerly known as
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The syntax formerly known as
Can't come in cos you're sick? Medical certificate required.
Can't come in cos of cat? Cat pix required.
Can't come in cos of cat? Cat pix required.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Can't come in cos you're sick? Medical certificate required.
Can't come in cos of cat? Cat pix required.
Can't come in cos of cat? Cat pix required.
Are you my people?
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Are you my people?
I really REALLY love those wind turbines!
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I really REALLY love those wind turbines!
Fury. Fury is what she's radiating here.
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fury. Fury is what she's radiating here.
That was... ummmm... idealistic 🤦
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 PM
That was... ummmm... idealistic 🤦
And a blue governor who made the country laugh at them. I can't help but feel this is punishment for the "weird" bit.
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 AM
And a blue governor who made the country laugh at them. I can't help but feel this is punishment for the "weird" bit.
Yeah, that's wearying. It's a joy teaching the highly able students (if you get the luxury of having time to engage with them) and rewarding coaching the strugglers, but apathy is a horrible formless thing to fight. Sympathy to you!
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Yeah, that's wearying. It's a joy teaching the highly able students (if you get the luxury of having time to engage with them) and rewarding coaching the strugglers, but apathy is a horrible formless thing to fight. Sympathy to you!
Do we not think this is coming from Putin? If Europe has to defend Greenland surely that means less resources for the Ukraine?
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Do we not think this is coming from Putin? If Europe has to defend Greenland surely that means less resources for the Ukraine?
Do you have the opportunity to teach at a higher level? Or a different area of maths? Or a cohort with specific applications (eg eng)? In my experience, teaching takes much longer than most things to get dully repetitive, so it's easier to assume the problem is you when it happens.
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Do you have the opportunity to teach at a higher level? Or a different area of maths? Or a cohort with specific applications (eg eng)? In my experience, teaching takes much longer than most things to get dully repetitive, so it's easier to assume the problem is you when it happens.
Waaay too close to the bone for me. I don't know enough about NZ's resources, but Australia is full of coal, gas, and rare earth metals, and is essentially impossible to defend. I wish we would send some troops to Greenland - I fear it isn't ludicrous to wonder if we'll need a return favour.
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Waaay too close to the bone for me. I don't know enough about NZ's resources, but Australia is full of coal, gas, and rare earth metals, and is essentially impossible to defend. I wish we would send some troops to Greenland - I fear it isn't ludicrous to wonder if we'll need a return favour.
Who on earth is pining for 2016? I appreciate that I am incredibly privileged to be able to say this, but as the year of both Trump and Brexit, it was the first time that politics brought me to sobs.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Who on earth is pining for 2016? I appreciate that I am incredibly privileged to be able to say this, but as the year of both Trump and Brexit, it was the first time that politics brought me to sobs.
"Police kill man..."
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
"Police kill man..."
I acknowledge that this is exceptionally trivial, but I can't tell you how much I appreciate your correct spelling of rein in this expression.
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I acknowledge that this is exceptionally trivial, but I can't tell you how much I appreciate your correct spelling of rein in this expression.
Yes. Ethical, courageous people give an oppressed population courage. That's incredibly dangerous for the oppressor.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yes. Ethical, courageous people give an oppressed population courage. That's incredibly dangerous for the oppressor.
I'm sorry to say that an hour or so ago, from my hotel room in Australia, I had the disturbing experience of hearing drunk American tourists screaming about exactly how horny they were for said invasions. "We'll bomb them all!!! God bless America!!!" <insert predictable aggressive drunken roaring>
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I'm sorry to say that an hour or so ago, from my hotel room in Australia, I had the disturbing experience of hearing drunk American tourists screaming about exactly how horny they were for said invasions. "We'll bomb them all!!! God bless America!!!" <insert predictable aggressive drunken roaring>
I'm on two and a half weeks' holiday in Tasmania. It's stunning, but this post is definitely my favourite part of the holiday so far.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I'm on two and a half weeks' holiday in Tasmania. It's stunning, but this post is definitely my favourite part of the holiday so far.
Clearly the artist was a direct ancestor of Dr Seuss.
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Clearly the artist was a direct ancestor of Dr Seuss.