Living Without Depression (This isn't real advice. I'm a comedian who's joking.)

Where to see me:

12/05 | 9:00 pm | Words With Nerds | The Lincoln Lodge
12/07 | 7:00 pm | Hodgepodge | My Buddy's
12/19 | 11:00 pm | Laughter Hours | The Lincoln Lodge

Tonight at 8:00 pm

Love In The Time Of C++

Come See Comedy:

12/03 | 8:00 pm | Blind Wolf | Blind Wolf Speakeasy
12/05 | 9:00 pm | Words With Nerds | The Lincoln Lodge
12/07 | 7:00 pm | Hodgepodge | My Buddy's
12/19 | 11:00 pm | Laughter Hours | The Lincoln Lodge

I did a show and said utter LIES about the host. Nothing I said is true. I was just goofing.

If you want to see me make fun of more hosts:

11/22 | 8:00 pm | One Liner Madness | iO Theater
11/26 | 7:00 pm | Comedy Royalty | The Lincoln Lodge
12/05 | 9:00 pm | Words With Nerds | The Lincoln Lodge

Willy Wonka and the Bad Managerial Style

(Bluesky won't let me share the full clip)

11/13 | 6:30 pm | Private Show | Private Location
11/18 | 7:00 pm | Read the Room | The Lincoln Lodge
11/20 | 8:00 pm | Still Not Friday | Two Brothers Roundhouse
11/22 | 8:00 pm | One Liner Madness | iO Theater

I’m doing comedy in these places:

11/06 | 7:30 pm | Laughs At Lakeview I Uptown Taproom
11/08 | 5:00 pm | Keep Coming Back | The Lincoln Lodge
11/18 | 7:00 pm | Read the Room | The Lincoln Lodge
11/20 | 8:00 pm | Still Not Friday | Two Brothers Roundhouse

If you want to see me do comedy:

11/01 | 9:30 pm | Late Night Slice | iO Theater
11/06 | 7:30 pm | Laughs At Lakeview I Uptown Taproom
11/08 | 5:00 pm | Keep Coming Back | The Lincoln Lodge
11/20 | 8:00 pm | Still Not Friday | Two Brothers Roundhouse
Tickets available on my website wherestrist.com

A heart don't break even but this bill does.

10/25 | 8:00 pm | Big Black Comedy I Den Theatre
10/31 | 8:00 pm | Throw Down The Gauntlet |
O’Donnell’s
11/01 | 9:30 pm | Late Night Slice | i0 Theater
11/06 | 7:30 pm | Laughs At Lakeview I Uptown Taproom
Tickets available on my website wherestrist.com

How to Win Friends And Influence Sheep

Where to see me:

10/23 | 8:00 pm | Tight Ship | Half Sour
10/24 | 7:00 pm | Apartment Show | Private Location
10/25 | 8:00 pm | Big Black Comedy | Den Theatre
10/31 | 8:00 pm | Throw Down The Gauntlet | O'Donnell's
Tickets on my website wherestrist.com

Right side, wrong tracks.

Wanna see me?

10/15 | 9:00 pm | The Bridge Is Up | Small World Inn
10/16 | 7:30 pm | Old Town Laugh Lounge | Second City
10/17 | 8:00 pm | Odd Fellows Comedy | Odd Fellows Lodge
10/23 | 8:00 pm | Tight Ship | Half Sour
10/24 | 7:00 pm | Private Event | Private Location

Misspelled in the heat of the moment.

Long live the Mepublic!

Come to a show:

9/20 | 11:15 pm | After Hours | Zanies
9/25 | 9:00 pm | Late Night At The Lodge | The Lincoln Lodge
10/05 | 7:00 pm | Big Bad Wolf Comedy | Rabbit Hole
10/15 | 9:00 pm | The Bridge Is Up | Small World Inn

An anecdote about Robert Redford's hotness:

Me being silly on the internet.

Come see me at a show:

9/20 | 11:15 pm | After Hours | Zanies
9/25 | 9:00 pm | Late Night At The Lodge | The Lincoln Lodge
10/05 | 7:00 pm | Big Bad Wolf Comedy | Rabbit Hole
10/15 | 9:00 pm | The Bridge Is Up | Small World Inn

A video about opinions.

Gentleman in the streets, but I'm meek in the bed.

Upcoming shows:

9/5 | 9:00 pm | Full Five Friday | Otherworld Theatre (tonight)
9/11 | 8:00 pm | Puff Puff Laugh | Blazed Bakery
9/20 | 11:15 pm | After Hours | Zanies
9/25 | 9:00 pm | Late Night At The Lodge | The Lincoln Lodge

Positive microaggressions for the people.