Stephanie Murphy
@wheresmurph.bsky.social
Micro dosing joy daily, because throat-punching asshats is frowned upon.
Someone PLEASE tell me JD Vance’s half-brother’s name is Ottoman.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Someone PLEASE tell me JD Vance’s half-brother’s name is Ottoman.
Where can I find a list of everyone who DIDN’T sign?
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Where can I find a list of everyone who DIDN’T sign?
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
Conservative are so conflicted because their daddies are fighting. Happy Pride!🌈
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Conservative are so conflicted because their daddies are fighting. Happy Pride!🌈
It comes with crayons.
June 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It comes with crayons.
You are too kind.
June 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You are too kind.
The raw sewerage removed itself for fear of being infected with RJF Jr.
May 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The raw sewerage removed itself for fear of being infected with RJF Jr.
How is this legal?!?
May 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How is this legal?!?
Because Kegseth hates drinking alone.
May 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Because Kegseth hates drinking alone.
He mentioned in his announcement that she was the first family whatever. Doesn’t that mean she’s a DEI hire? Or does her being a DUI hire cancel out that she’s a chick?
May 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He mentioned in his announcement that she was the first family whatever. Doesn’t that mean she’s a DEI hire? Or does her being a DUI hire cancel out that she’s a chick?
She was chosen because Kegseth hates to drink alone.
May 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
She was chosen because Kegseth hates to drink alone.
It’s as if someone took Leon’s own chainsaw to Tesla stock. Boohoohoo.
March 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s as if someone took Leon’s own chainsaw to Tesla stock. Boohoohoo.
Stock note to self: Sell Tesla. Buy heavy on Orville Redenbacher!🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
December 23, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Stock note to self: Sell Tesla. Buy heavy on Orville Redenbacher!🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
The hair pulling is going to be epic!
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 AM
The hair pulling is going to be epic!
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That's a thought. Maybe I'll try to update it.
December 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
That's a thought. Maybe I'll try to update it.
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LOLZ! Like you have any SAY about it, you ignoramus!
December 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
LOLZ! Like you have any SAY about it, you ignoramus!