Jenny Faulconbridge
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Jenny Faulconbridge
@wheresapone.bsky.social
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

Civil Engineer working to promote sustainable transport. Gamer. Béal Feirste. She/her
Oh, I would be delighted to receive one about the washing machine. I’m not holding out hope.
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October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I heard from my son for the first time in a week (he has moved to Dundee for Uni)
Good to know he’s eating, maybe.
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My @swansonian.bsky.social Marswasrubbish prints have arrived! You could own some too. www.marswasrubbish.com Lovely, quality prints.
April 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We had to empty my mum’s drinks cabinet recently when she moved into a care home. Just dusted off the Tia Maria and it was fine
February 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The two types of cat.
December 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Has reminded me of playing scrabble years ago with my then 6yo. “God can go anywhere”
December 3, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Doorstop cats.
November 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Search camera roll for ‘art’. My daughter’s artwork from a few years ago. GCSE coursework (aged 15)
October 14, 2023 at 2:41 PM
A succession of cats? A series of cats? A sofa-full of cats? A loaf-line of cats? A bing bong bing of cats? A satisfaction of cats? A face-bury temptation of cats?

I have looked it up. It’s a clowder. Which is too much like chowder for me.
September 22, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Here I am making Sienna Miller laugh in Lost City of Z. I’m sure she also regales the story of the hilarious extra she met too.

And also, my hand as part of an “angry mob” in Line of Duty.

Two crucial roles demonstrating my versatility.
September 17, 2023 at 1:23 PM
He loves it when I sniff into him.
August 25, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Synchronised stair cats. Performed to my whistling command…
August 15, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Looks perfect
August 1, 2023 at 9:20 PM
They thank you (although look slightly alarmed having witnessed my stitching attempts before!)
August 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Also cows!
July 31, 2023 at 7:09 PM
This used to happen to me a lot! My cats were never impressed
July 31, 2023 at 5:14 PM
She says no.
July 29, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Yes, it seems I hadn’t actually thought through how to pick them up in turn…
July 29, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Oh my. Just look at them.

I mean, they are also dicks and have ruined a lot of my wallpaper and furniture. But LOOK at them
July 11, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Such a great film. And how I imagine all my cats walk around the house when we sleep.
July 8, 2023 at 8:11 AM
We will queue to drink from the chamber pot that sits within the bath.
July 7, 2023 at 8:46 AM
Why yes, I am comfortable, why do you ask?
June 24, 2023 at 7:06 PM
We will never not love accidental unicorns. Texts from our mother @lornajaggard.bsky.social
June 24, 2023 at 12:36 PM