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Phil Incelmo
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All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.
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The more I think about it, I cannot emphasize how big of an impact this picture had on 18yo Jason's gender. I had only JUST learned about gender ANYTHING and I remember wanting to look like Brent but never even processing that want because it seemed impossible
Mastodon, pictured in 2011. From left to right Brann Dailor (drummer/vocalist, tall thin guy with slicked back hair and stretched ears, looks like he screeches in a tight pants metal band with merch that says some dopey shit like “FUCK YOU SLUT I HOPE YOU CHOKE” in large font [thankfully Brann is very nice and has a nice singing voice]) Brent Hinds (guitarist/vocalist, broad chested white guy with arms full of tattoos, a tight black shirt, shaggy hair and facial hair, and a Polynesian face tattoo, Peak Male Performance. The Platonic ideal of a heavy metal guy, despite once famously declaring that he hated heavy metal, didn’t want to play in a “heavy metal band,” and that having to share bills with Disturbed was gay [to be fair, David Draiman ended up being a monster]. Probably got his physique from drinking a ton of beer and smoking a ton of pot. Dudes rock.) Bill Kelliher (guitarist, white guy with a handlebar mustache, stretched ears, and lesbian fauxhawk hair. Looks like he used to dress up as James Hetfield for career day in high school, but in a cool way. Also has lots of tattoos. The one closest to smiling) Troy Sanders (bassist/vocalist, white guy with long dark hair and neatly maintained facial hair that ends in a long but respectable pointed beard. Pretty but not in an androgynous way. Wearing a black short sleeved button up with a stylized cross on it. The only one with no tattoos)
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Who do we think Perry was talking about here
A lyric card for Pigs In Zen by Jane’s Addiction. The lyric is “Some people should die That’s just unconscious knowledge”
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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WA/OR exclusive set from Kylesa? Prowler In The Yard 30th Anniversary Set????
NORTHWEST TERROR FEST 2026 NEUMOS & BARBOZA • SEATTLE, WA • MAY 7-9 KYLESA • ORANSSI PAZUZU • PIG DESTROYER BLACK BREATH • DEADGUY • WORM CRETIN • HELL • INNUMERABLE FORMS • IRON LUNG • PHOBOPHICIC • WAYFARER BARREN PATH • DISPOSSESSED • DROUTH • DUNGEON SERPENT • GIGAN • HEDONIST HORSE BUTCHER • JORDAN DAY • DIXIL • PRIMEURL WELL • RETURNING • SERPENT RIDER Lyrics from “Tears on Lambo Leather” by The Callous Daoboys, from their album “I Don’t Want To See You in Heaven” “I couldn’t be more erect”
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Transphobes: You’ll never be a real man because you have a pussy between your legs
Me: He’s too comfortable, I’m not moving him.
A guy is under the covers. On top of the covers but cradled between the guy’s calves, a Lynx point Siamese cat grooms himself.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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[soyface]
A man is reading Moby Dick. He’s taking a picture of a page in chapter 14 and pointing to the word “Mastodon” The man is in the middle of an autistic hyperfixation on a band called Mastodon, who wrote their 2004 album Leviathan about Moby Dick A man is reading Moby Dick. He’s taking a picture of a page in chapter 22 and pointing to the phrase “Blood and thunder!” The man is in the middle of an autistic hyperfixation on a band called Mastodon, who wrote their 2004 album Leviathan about Moby Dick. The opening song and lead single is called “Blood and Thunder”
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Guy who is going to jerk off later
The “girl who is going to be okay,” sipping her matcha drink and gazing up at the sky with relief and excitement
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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It’s going to be this but instead of a dog it is a jackass making a faux scandalized face
A screenshot from Netflix’s “I Think You Should Leave.” Tim Robinson, fully clothed, is sitting on a couch with his legs far apart. A dog happens to be kind of between his legs, sort of looking in his direction but not touching him at all. Despite the distance, Tim Robinson shouts for comedic effect “Hey everybody, look, the dog’s blowing me!”
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
Matt Pike. A schlubby looking man with a bottle of Jameson, several tattoos, long hair, and a very colorful smile. He is probably baked. He is not wearing a shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Fuck it, BlueSky seems to appreciate my Mastodon posting more than Twitter so why not another bad meme
A doctored screenshot from the Simpson’s episode “Lisa’s Wedding.” An aged, concerned Marge says to Homer “You know, Troy Sanders turned into J Mascis so gracefully I didn’t even notice.” Homer is laying back in bed, the specific frame making it look like he’s sexually objectifying Troy Sanders. OP is also sexually objectifying Troy Sanders.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Bellingham is hosting a drag king tribute to My Chemical Romance and a friend of mine (I befriended the king in the original post) will be performing so if you’re in town you should go
On Saturday November 15 at 6pm the venue -HUT- in Bellingham, WA will host My Chemical BRomance, a drag king tribute to MCR. A drawing of six drag kings in Black Parade attire shows the performer list as Silas Spectre, Claude Ville, Twinkalicious, Hells Hounds, Jesper Stone, and Axe Andros. Cover is $15.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Japanese shop owner: if only we had a whimsical figurine that could symbolically beckon customers into our store!
The humble maneki-neko:
A lynx point Siamese cat, looking at the camera with a paw raised. He’s sitting up like he’s a very polite little boy. He is a special little baby man and he was present at the creation of the universe. His name is Goose.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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PAUSE.
Quote from “The Hero With A Thousand Faces” by Joseph Campbell. “The Hebrew Kabbala represents the process of creation as a series of emanations (Hebrew: sephiroth) out of the I AM of The Great Face”
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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MamdaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Chris Cornell, powerfully hitting a high note, and then a note a major third higher than that one
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Watching Toni Collette upside down, slamming her head on the attic door? Watching Toni Collette floating at the corner of the attic, decapitating herself with piano wire?
Martin Scorsese declares it ABSOLUTE CINEMA
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzy Osbourne as a transsexual, sitting in a red papasan chair The Transsexual Ozzy Osbourne makes a silly face The Transsexual Ozzy Osbourne makes a scary face at an apathetic Himalayan Persian cat
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Jason’s First Halloween
A photo dated October 31, 1993. A 30yo woman in 90s jeans and a denim jacket wrangles a 2yo boy dressed as Fred Flintstone and an almost 3 month old baby, dressed as a pea pod (his big ass head is the top pea)
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Don’t text gonna throw up
An interview with Brent Hinds of Mastodon. “We're putting out an album that I wrote entirely by myself called Cold Dark Place, which is basically myself. I'm a cold dark place." When asked about the concept of Cold Dark Place, Hinds said, "It's the concept of living and how much it hurts to f—king be alive." Lyrics to Jaguar God by Mastodon “I ain't no good And I live by the wood They say I ain't bad I'm the best they have had And I know it ain't right But I'II fight my whole life Just to prove that I was right” Lyrics to Toe To Toes by Mastodon “I played the fool I played the sinner I played the part of me that no one wanted to see” Lyrics to Cold Dark Place by Mastodon “I didn't mean a word that I said When I was lying to your face about being alone”
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Internet: Did you hear? Brent Hinds had an entire unreleased solo album! In fact, it sounds like he had a lot of unreleased solo music just sitting around! It needs to see the light of day immediately!
Me, a Chris Cornell fan:
A shell shocked soldier in the foreground with active battle happening in the background.
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Yesterday was super hectic so there was no chance to post about it but yesterday was my 3rd biHRTday!
Jason, 3 years on T Jason, 2 years on T Jason, one year on T Jason, a few hours before starting testosterone
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Gwar
A guy with his hair pulled back, face covered in various dyed fluids, tired but smiling Selfie of a man who has been through the ringer
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Being a polite, agreeable young man who says “yes” to new things and LOVES attention gets you in some fun situations!
Jason and Gwar
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Atrocity committed :)
A sweaty and beat up dude, smiling :)
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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The Hero With A Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell Chapter 3 Part 6. Freedom to Live WHAT, NOW, IS THE RESULT of the miraculous passage and return? The battlefield is symbolic of the field of life, where every creature lives on the death of another. A realization of the inevitable guilt of life may so sicken the heart that, like Hamlet or like Arjuna, one may refuse to go on with it. On the other hand, like most of the rest of us, one may invent a false, finally unjustified, image of oneself as an exceptional phenomenon in the world, not guilty as others are, but justified in one's inevitable sinning because one represents the good. Such self-righteousness leads to a misunderstanding, not only of oneself but of the nature of both man and the cosmos.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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How y’all talk about Scorpios vs. how Scorpios act around me
Some kind of horror remix scorpion. It’s got too many eyes and a horrible texture and that stinger is probably like twelve feet in the air A very goofy stuffed animal scorpion with lopsided eyes, found in a gift shop
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Huh! I didn’t realize the new Simpsons Treehouse of Horror started with the Onion’s artist doing the couch gag
Matt Groening as the Onion’s sicko
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM