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Cynical Me 🇺🇦
@wheniwasthere.bsky.social
Moaning twat. Crazy cat lady.
Animals, rugby, comedy, drag queens.
Music is my lifeline.
Always looking for a good joke.
PS I swear a lot
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why do actors do this
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A screwdriver that requires a screwdriver to open it
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If you find your job demoralizing quit it
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Come on, which one of us hasn't marched through our town centre singing Hitler Youth songs? We've all done it. Youthful hijinks.
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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The best way to become very rich right now is probably to set up a guillotine factory in France.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Birds of a feather
Burrowing Owls
Photo by Gary Nealy Jr
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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This is the cost russia has paid to lose more territory than they claimed in the first days of this war, and it’s approaching 4 years.

They are losers.

No one deserves being handed land of a sovereign people for such losses.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Watching the President receive the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm struggling to think of a more obvious attempt at placating/grovelling to a tyrannical man-baby than by giving him an entirely made-up award that makes literally no sense whatsoever.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My Bsky timeline is puurrfect ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A Republican woman asked Trump why grocery prices are still sky-high after he promised they’d drop — and he blew up at her. Instead of answers, she got rage.

Families can’t afford food, and Trump can’t handle the truth. #TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
.. and now it looks like Eurovision isn't happening - the most fun show you can ever watch. Or should I say - you 'could' ever watch.
Come on people, we need something to happen to perk us all up.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Mood
a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed
ALT: a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can feel the children's pain in this photo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Why can't we all just hibernate? Fall asleep end of October, just after Halloween, and wake up in, let me see, March?

#MoanOfTheDay
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If you haven't seen those images yet, don't.
Creepy as fuck. I mean it's like scenes from a horror movie. Like a really scary horror movie.
😱
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
How the fuck are they allowed in the US? Miami, of all places.
What. The. Fuck.
I tremble like a leaf when I go to see my US side of the family, and these pricks can just chill on a beach while talking bollocks? 😡
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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#GVerse sorry brother @kingresist.bsky.social you needed a shave! 😜
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The allure and mystery of the black cat.

... and the silliness that come with it. All the better to bewitch you, hoomans.

😄😸😽🥰

#cats #blackcat #adorable #antics
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I want snow, so bad. Haven't seen any proper snow in well over 3 years.
The holiday season has arrived, no snow - just disgusting drizzle every day.
Know what I'm going to do? Go to Spain to a lovely beach and soak up some sun instead.
#MoanOfTheDay
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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There's a rogue leaf trapped in the snow on the windowsill and it's distracting us from work.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM