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Silks, 30+, she/they. fandom gadabout; internationally certified motherfucking delight. dove too alive? let me fix that 4 u. eternally horny for dramatic irony; still crying over Yi City. 🔞
Y'all need to read this book
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Y'all need to read this book
Me except I'm also too broke to live alone in this city
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me except I'm also too broke to live alone in this city
This is the plot of Ancillary Justice (Seivarden Vendaai is the water bottle)
February 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is the plot of Ancillary Justice (Seivarden Vendaai is the water bottle)
Fuck yeah
January 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fuck yeah
repost with a favourite book from your childhood
the body horror in this book sure was... formative......
the body horror in this book sure was... formative......
August 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
repost with a favourite book from your childhood
the body horror in this book sure was... formative......
the body horror in this book sure was... formative......
(the rest of the scene)
Also supposedly the first time they met Fitzgerald kept badgering Hemingway about whether Hemingway and his wife had had pre-marital sex. Much to ponder tbh
Also supposedly the first time they met Fitzgerald kept badgering Hemingway about whether Hemingway and his wife had had pre-marital sex. Much to ponder tbh
July 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
(the rest of the scene)
Also supposedly the first time they met Fitzgerald kept badgering Hemingway about whether Hemingway and his wife had had pre-marital sex. Much to ponder tbh
Also supposedly the first time they met Fitzgerald kept badgering Hemingway about whether Hemingway and his wife had had pre-marital sex. Much to ponder tbh
This directly follows on Scott saying to Hemingway, "You know I never slept with anyone except Zelda."
July 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
This directly follows on Scott saying to Hemingway, "You know I never slept with anyone except Zelda."
That's the main bit but there's also
July 24, 2024 at 6:56 PM
That's the main bit but there's also
Like, it's not good. I wasn't joking when I said it's PIDW. I can't even imagine a cucumber-xiong existing to defend that worldbuilding. But it is ... Tagon.
June 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Like, it's not good. I wasn't joking when I said it's PIDW. I can't even imagine a cucumber-xiong existing to defend that worldbuilding. But it is ... Tagon.
Haven't killed a dove in a while; have some existentially horrible TMA porn (Elias/Jonah. Yes, as a pairing)
Sometimes you're a grieving uni student looking to drown your sorrows in booze and daddy dick; sometimes you're a 200 yo servant of eldritch horror looking for a new body to snatch! Depends!
Sometimes you're a grieving uni student looking to drown your sorrows in booze and daddy dick; sometimes you're a 200 yo servant of eldritch horror looking for a new body to snatch! Depends!
May 11, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Haven't killed a dove in a while; have some existentially horrible TMA porn (Elias/Jonah. Yes, as a pairing)
Sometimes you're a grieving uni student looking to drown your sorrows in booze and daddy dick; sometimes you're a 200 yo servant of eldritch horror looking for a new body to snatch! Depends!
Sometimes you're a grieving uni student looking to drown your sorrows in booze and daddy dick; sometimes you're a 200 yo servant of eldritch horror looking for a new body to snatch! Depends!
Bit of a surprise offering for WIP Wednesday, but I just remembered this Magnus Archives fic is very nearly done...
Featuring bb Elias Bouchard, a pub bathroom, and the "try before you buy" approach to bodysnatching
Featuring bb Elias Bouchard, a pub bathroom, and the "try before you buy" approach to bodysnatching
May 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Bit of a surprise offering for WIP Wednesday, but I just remembered this Magnus Archives fic is very nearly done...
Featuring bb Elias Bouchard, a pub bathroom, and the "try before you buy" approach to bodysnatching
Featuring bb Elias Bouchard, a pub bathroom, and the "try before you buy" approach to bodysnatching
April 6, 2024 at 2:58 AM
like! what do you expect me to do with this!!! be normal??????
April 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
like! what do you expect me to do with this!!! be normal??????
Like (a) THEE biggest aro feels my god was I projecting (b) this is Labyrinth fic but u sure couldn't tell from this passage about messy semi-platonic yearning at a lesbian OC (c) for supposedly het fanfiction the protagonist sure did attend a lot of time being erotically menaced by dangerous women
April 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Like (a) THEE biggest aro feels my god was I projecting (b) this is Labyrinth fic but u sure couldn't tell from this passage about messy semi-platonic yearning at a lesbian OC (c) for supposedly het fanfiction the protagonist sure did attend a lot of time being erotically menaced by dangerous women
I realise the two other people on here in this fandom are already in my DMs about it but nevertheless. IT BEGINS.
March 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I realise the two other people on here in this fandom are already in my DMs about it but nevertheless. IT BEGINS.
Final update: Samantha, who admits to putting 'a few [Nirvana] songs' on the playlist and wears a 90s style tattoo choker, does not consider herself a big fan. "I think I like them the same amount as most people."
I will end this history with my phone's "now playing" log for the past three days
I will end this history with my phone's "now playing" log for the past three days
February 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Final update: Samantha, who admits to putting 'a few [Nirvana] songs' on the playlist and wears a 90s style tattoo choker, does not consider herself a big fan. "I think I like them the same amount as most people."
I will end this history with my phone's "now playing" log for the past three days
I will end this history with my phone's "now playing" log for the past three days
Lads I have almost entered "mysterious spooky bunker" and "mysterious spooky cave" twice already over the course of five minutes on this walk and genuinely 100m down the road:
February 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Lads I have almost entered "mysterious spooky bunker" and "mysterious spooky cave" twice already over the course of five minutes on this walk and genuinely 100m down the road:
*dragging my hands down my face*
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(you can't see here bc of annoying pagination but he is. also thinking about Kip in this passage. So.)
k
(you can't see here bc of annoying pagination but he is. also thinking about Kip in this passage. So.)
February 25, 2024 at 6:06 AM
*dragging my hands down my face*
k
(you can't see here bc of annoying pagination but he is. also thinking about Kip in this passage. So.)
k
(you can't see here bc of annoying pagination but he is. also thinking about Kip in this passage. So.)
Reading about His Radiancy's adventures after HotE as I wait for At the Feet of the Sun to arrive and the way his narration is full of these little asides about Kip is just. So much.
February 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Reading about His Radiancy's adventures after HotE as I wait for At the Feet of the Sun to arrive and the way his narration is full of these little asides about Kip is just. So much.
okay yes i very much enjoyed The Hands of the Emperor
February 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
okay yes i very much enjoyed The Hands of the Emperor
the most beautiful woman in the world
and her equally beautiful son
and her equally beautiful son
January 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
the most beautiful woman in the world
and her equally beautiful son
and her equally beautiful son
rewatching nif like i am so
fucking
BISEXUAL
fucking
BISEXUAL
January 28, 2024 at 7:22 PM
rewatching nif like i am so
fucking
BISEXUAL
fucking
BISEXUAL
Next time there's an announcement about "severe delays on the [redacted] line due to a customer incident," know that it's because Magnus Protocols dropped a Buried episode right before my morning commute
January 19, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Next time there's an announcement about "severe delays on the [redacted] line due to a customer incident," know that it's because Magnus Protocols dropped a Buried episode right before my morning commute
HUGE NEWS FOR SICKOS
January 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
HUGE NEWS FOR SICKOS
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January 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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