As someone with a build practically designed in a lab to cheese her I'm not judging, but did you cheese her?

Wait is that what ppl mean by firecrotch?

Going into his bunker to figure out which horsemen of the apocalypse correspond to Patrick Star and Mr Krabs

I think we hit up a go-cart/arcade park off the back of one of these trips. Standard format really. Endure a batshit religious display in order to have fun afterwards.

Haha yes, I'd forgotten how the villains were all dragged to hell at the end of each skit.

Then we'd all pile back into the cargo van and shake it off listening to jars of clay and grabbing fast food

Sorry I wasn't clear. It would show eg a botched near full term abortion where the woman dies and then is taken to hell by a demon so there was lots of screaming.

This unearthed memories of Dallas area christian haunted houses that included extremely realistic and loud scenes of abortion and school shootings etc. Completely unhinged.

Supporting bathroom, sports and healthcare bans for trans people means signing on to a moral panic about problems that DON'T EXIST.

When people say Democrats should "moderate" on these issues, they are suggesting that we legislate a group out of public life based on lies.