WheelieSpicy1
@wheeliespicy1.bsky.social
He/him. Alt account. Cripple with a *very* vivid imagination. Anyone that stumbles upon this account who knows me IRL: Scram! 😛
Obligatory hump day post. 🍑🍆
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Obligatory hump day post. 🍑🍆
This is probably one of the silliest videos I’ve posted here, but whatever. 😛
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This is probably one of the silliest videos I’ve posted here, but whatever. 😛
As per the activity doing the rounds at the moment…
Me 10 years ago. Needed a haircut and a good feed. 😛
Me 10 years ago. Needed a haircut and a good feed. 😛
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
As per the activity doing the rounds at the moment…
Me 10 years ago. Needed a haircut and a good feed. 😛
Me 10 years ago. Needed a haircut and a good feed. 😛
I’d much prefer *you* sit on the bed, because I wanna get on my knees between your legs, suck your cock until it’s rock hard and you’re *begging* to fuck my brains out, then climb aboard and ride the bejeezus out of you until you can’t take it anymore and detonate a load deep inside me. 😈
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I’d much prefer *you* sit on the bed, because I wanna get on my knees between your legs, suck your cock until it’s rock hard and you’re *begging* to fuck my brains out, then climb aboard and ride the bejeezus out of you until you can’t take it anymore and detonate a load deep inside me. 😈
In a teasing mood. I might post the second part later…or maybe I won’t, and I’ll just make you use your imagination about what you want to do to me. 😜
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
In a teasing mood. I might post the second part later…or maybe I won’t, and I’ll just make you use your imagination about what you want to do to me. 😜
Too horny for my own good today. Maybe if you fuck my brains out I’ll calm down. Or you’ll just end up making me even hornier and begging for more. 😏
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Too horny for my own good today. Maybe if you fuck my brains out I’ll calm down. Or you’ll just end up making me even hornier and begging for more. 😏
I had a movie double-feature planned tonight. Not even going to make it through the first movie at this rate. 😴
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I had a movie double-feature planned tonight. Not even going to make it through the first movie at this rate. 😴
It’s not going to breed itself ya know. 😜
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s not going to breed itself ya know. 😜
I bet you could slap it even harder and leave a proper handprint on it. 😏
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I bet you could slap it even harder and leave a proper handprint on it. 😏
Can’t sleep, so…
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Can’t sleep, so…
First wank of 2026: ✅
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
First wank of 2026: ✅
In recognition of the day…get humping! 😈
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In recognition of the day…get humping! 😈
Finally recovered enough from yesterday’s exertions to have sufficient energy to jerk off…
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Finally recovered enough from yesterday’s exertions to have sufficient energy to jerk off…
Christmas Day shenanigans have reminded me how unfit I am. Oy vey. 😳
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Christmas Day shenanigans have reminded me how unfit I am. Oy vey. 😳
Updated my profile pic on an online forum to a more festive one. 😏
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Updated my profile pic on an online forum to a more festive one. 😏
Jerked off in the shower after seeing my movie husband’s naked body (only online, not IRL, alas 😢). Still way too horny though, so…would you mind helping me with round 2? 😏
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Jerked off in the shower after seeing my movie husband’s naked body (only online, not IRL, alas 😢). Still way too horny though, so…would you mind helping me with round 2? 😏
A couple of random shower pics I took this morning.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A couple of random shower pics I took this morning.
End of another week. I can’t decide whether I want to breed you…
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
End of another week. I can’t decide whether I want to breed you…
Finished my Christmas shopping today. Rewarding myself with an orgasm.
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Finished my Christmas shopping today. Rewarding myself with an orgasm.
Considering the current level of humidity, I could look worse. 😛
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Considering the current level of humidity, I could look worse. 😛
Monday morning. I don’t want to be productive, I want to be pumped full of loads.
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Monday morning. I don’t want to be productive, I want to be pumped full of loads.
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
It’s been a day. 😴
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It’s been a day. 😴