WheelieRisque1
@wheelierisque1.bsky.social
He/him. Alt account. Hypothetical fantasist. Anyone that stumbles upon this account who knows me IRL: Scram! 😛
Instagram vs. BlueSky: Birthday food coma edition.
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Instagram vs. BlueSky: Birthday food coma edition.
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thrilled about being another year older I am not. But being bred would at least make today less distressing. 😛
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My arms were very unhappy with me by the time I managed to take this pic. 😛 Not sure if getting vigorously fucked like this would be much fun either, given the proximity of my head to the CD cabinet. 🤕
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Helluva week, mercifully now at an end with an exciting weekend to look forward to. Need my guts renovated and bred in the meantime though.
It’s been a day. 😴
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It’s been a day. 😴
Post an old dick pic. 🍆
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Post an old dick pic. 🍆
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
From 2017. There are older pics than this one in which my dick looks decently big, but the body it was attached to back then was even more *in*decently scrawny, so in the vault they shall remain locked. 😛
I’m never gonna get out the door to run my errands at this rate. 🤦♂️
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m never gonna get out the door to run my errands at this rate. 🤦♂️
Getting my week off to an acceptable start.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting my week off to an acceptable start.
Just had a shower. Now let’s fuck! 😈
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just had a shower. Now let’s fuck! 😈
Might be time for some above the neck hair maintenance. Maybe one or two areas below the neck as well, but I like how musky they smell when they’re hairy, especially given how much of a sweaty mess I am most of the time during this part of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Might be time for some above the neck hair maintenance. Maybe one or two areas below the neck as well, but I like how musky they smell when they’re hairy, especially given how much of a sweaty mess I am most of the time during this part of the year.
I wonder if the people who saw the video in my Instagram story last night had the slightest clue that I was completely naked when I filmed it. 😏
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I wonder if the people who saw the video in my Instagram story last night had the slightest clue that I was completely naked when I filmed it. 😏
Starting my weekend off the proper way.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Starting my weekend off the proper way.
Another week survived. Now let’s see if I survive the pounding I *need* you to give me! 😈
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Another week survived. Now let’s see if I survive the pounding I *need* you to give me! 😈
Not gonna lie, my naked sweaty body smells pretty great right now. I bet it tastes even better though… 😜
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not gonna lie, my naked sweaty body smells pretty great right now. I bet it tastes even better though… 😜
I wasn’t going to post the video that those screenshots were taken from because it didn’t work out as I’d hoped. But what I did manage to film is kinda hot I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I wasn’t going to post the video that those screenshots were taken from because it didn’t work out as I’d hoped. But what I did manage to film is kinda hot I guess.
As you might be able to tell from the second photo, it’s been a moment since I’ve had my 8” dildo inside me. 😛
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
As you might be able to tell from the second photo, it’s been a moment since I’ve had my 8” dildo inside me. 😛
You have my permission to hump my hump on this hump day while I catch up on the sleep I didn’t get much of the previous night.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You have my permission to hump my hump on this hump day while I catch up on the sleep I didn’t get much of the previous night.
Do as you’re told! 😈
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Do as you’re told! 😈
BlueSky finally stopped being mean and has let me upload this video. Hardly worth all the fuss it’s taken to do so I reckon. 😛 In any event, suffice it to say I got a bit distracted while watching a movie last night. 😏
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
BlueSky finally stopped being mean and has let me upload this video. Hardly worth all the fuss it’s taken to do so I reckon. 😛 In any event, suffice it to say I got a bit distracted while watching a movie last night. 😏
I tried to upload a different video a few times, but BlueSky evidently wasn’t a fan of it. So I filmed this one instead. Far from my best work, but it’s 2:30 in the morning and I’m past giving a damn. 😛
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I tried to upload a different video a few times, but BlueSky evidently wasn’t a fan of it. So I filmed this one instead. Far from my best work, but it’s 2:30 in the morning and I’m past giving a damn. 😛
Just woke up from a Saturday sleep-in. Haven’t the slightest intention of moving from this position for a while yet though.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just woke up from a Saturday sleep-in. Haven’t the slightest intention of moving from this position for a while yet though.
I bought this for a friend, but couldn’t resist taking spicy photos with it, given its risqué title. I just have to pray that my friend *never* finds this account. 😛
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I bought this for a friend, but couldn’t resist taking spicy photos with it, given its risqué title. I just have to pray that my friend *never* finds this account. 😛
If you wash my body for me and save me the effort, I’ll let you fuck my arse, not just slap it. 😏
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you wash my body for me and save me the effort, I’ll let you fuck my arse, not just slap it. 😏
I’m horny during pretty much every waking second, but even given that, this humidity is making me even more feral than usual.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m horny during pretty much every waking second, but even given that, this humidity is making me even more feral than usual.
Not feeling it this Monday morning. Would *much* rather feel your cock balls-deep inside me mercilessly renovating my guts.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not feeling it this Monday morning. Would *much* rather feel your cock balls-deep inside me mercilessly renovating my guts.