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I bet when RFK Jr cums it sounds like cold starting a weed wacker
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I bet when RFK Jr cums it sounds like cold starting a weed wacker
Charlie Kirk Superman can't hurt you
August 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Charlie Kirk Superman can't hurt you
Maddening to see how quickly people appropriately turned on Israel when the media started to actually lay blame. How many lives could've been saved had they accurately reported from the beginning?
July 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maddening to see how quickly people appropriately turned on Israel when the media started to actually lay blame. How many lives could've been saved had they accurately reported from the beginning?
I want omnimovers from the haunted mansion in every major city
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I want omnimovers from the haunted mansion in every major city
Reposted
At some point in your thirties you suddenly enjoy birds.
July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
At some point in your thirties you suddenly enjoy birds.
To the tune of Flowers:
🎶I can jerk off for hours
Jerk off with my own hand
I got special jerk powers
Cum things you don't understand🎶
🎶I can jerk off for hours
Jerk off with my own hand
I got special jerk powers
Cum things you don't understand🎶
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
To the tune of Flowers:
🎶I can jerk off for hours
Jerk off with my own hand
I got special jerk powers
Cum things you don't understand🎶
🎶I can jerk off for hours
Jerk off with my own hand
I got special jerk powers
Cum things you don't understand🎶
a Real American has died 🫡
July 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
a Real American has died 🫡
That sushi finally got him
July 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That sushi finally got him
I shouldn't have to Google how to restart my phone because you added another AI that now uses the power button. Please God punish these people
July 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I shouldn't have to Google how to restart my phone because you added another AI that now uses the power button. Please God punish these people
If you don't tip on doordash I should at least be allowed to throw your food at your door from my moving car like a paperboy
July 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If you don't tip on doordash I should at least be allowed to throw your food at your door from my moving car like a paperboy
Look at what happened to him and then try to make your little jokes
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Look at what happened to him and then try to make your little jokes
It's time I admit I had a midi ringtone of hoobastank's "The Reason" in 2004
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's time I admit I had a midi ringtone of hoobastank's "The Reason" in 2004
Hell yeah Spotify you knew when I chose a Gorillaz station that what I actually wanted was mostly Nirvana with some inexplicable third eye blind thrown in. Got that algorithm humming.
July 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hell yeah Spotify you knew when I chose a Gorillaz station that what I actually wanted was mostly Nirvana with some inexplicable third eye blind thrown in. Got that algorithm humming.
Benjamin Netanyahu on the Nelk Boys Full Send Podcast. Benjamin Netanyahu on the Nelk Boys Full Send Podcast
July 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu on the Nelk Boys Full Send Podcast. Benjamin Netanyahu on the Nelk Boys Full Send Podcast
He didn't say he won those fights. My money is on a Homer Simpson scenario where the other person tires themselves out by punching him in the head
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
July 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He didn't say he won those fights. My money is on a Homer Simpson scenario where the other person tires themselves out by punching him in the head
My current retirement plans rely heavily on eventually being part of a class action settlement. I'm gonna take every otc drug until my balls explode.
July 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My current retirement plans rely heavily on eventually being part of a class action settlement. I'm gonna take every otc drug until my balls explode.
Me want the punani
July 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me want the punani
Look at dang ol Waffles
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Look at dang ol Waffles
Good morning to the boys and, in some cases, gals
July 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Good morning to the boys and, in some cases, gals
Fellas is gay to do things with your wife?
For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics because they think this makes them noble.
July 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fellas is gay to do things with your wife?
My Boravian friend saw a sign that said FREE JARS and panicked that it said FREE JARHANPUR.
The Boravians are tiiiiiired
The Boravians are tiiiiiired
July 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My Boravian friend saw a sign that said FREE JARS and panicked that it said FREE JARHANPUR.
The Boravians are tiiiiiired
The Boravians are tiiiiiired
I'm putting together a new pussy posse
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm putting together a new pussy posse
Elon Musk watching the TNG episode where the transporters turn them into kids with adult brains and frantically putting all of his money into teleportation research
July 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Elon Musk watching the TNG episode where the transporters turn them into kids with adult brains and frantically putting all of his money into teleportation research
You ever poop so much you rise off the toilet like when a cartoon chicken gets scared and lays a mountain of eggs?
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You ever poop so much you rise off the toilet like when a cartoon chicken gets scared and lays a mountain of eggs?