What Zit Tooya
@whatzittooya.bsky.social
Fattywank author, occasional composer, just guys bein' dudes. No kids allowed 🔞
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False, baseball has plenty of hits
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
False, baseball has plenty of hits
His first thought is that he's relieved to call in sick to work because his boss is very understanding about these sorts of things
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
His first thought is that he's relieved to call in sick to work because his boss is very understanding about these sorts of things
It's kinda like old SNL—people talk about how hilarious it was because they only remember the best bits.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It's kinda like old SNL—people talk about how hilarious it was because they only remember the best bits.
First Aurora and now this? Peak
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
First Aurora and now this? Peak
It's hard to resist a woman in synthetic velvet
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's hard to resist a woman in synthetic velvet
I feel like the only men she's into are ones she can dominate, while for women she prefers ones who match her energy.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I feel like the only men she's into are ones she can dominate, while for women she prefers ones who match her energy.
Whenever I hear it I just think of Peter Griffin calling everything he doesn't like "shallow and pedantic"
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Whenever I hear it I just think of Peter Griffin calling everything he doesn't like "shallow and pedantic"
There's a lot of "WG + TGTF" art, but a critical dearth of "WG + transition" art.
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
There's a lot of "WG + TGTF" art, but a critical dearth of "WG + transition" art.
Normalize big boy boobs
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Normalize big boy boobs
"This kid sold me a rock in a box for ten bucks!"
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"This kid sold me a rock in a box for ten bucks!"
Speaking of nukes, I remember someone drawing lewd art of "core-chan" based on the Chernobyl miniseries.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Speaking of nukes, I remember someone drawing lewd art of "core-chan" based on the Chernobyl miniseries.
Putting the WG into WGA.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Putting the WG into WGA.
Mood. I just solved it for mine by saying "Fuck it, multiverse, all different versions of him are canon." (This also opens up opportunities for them to meet in wacky interdimensional adventures.)
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mood. I just solved it for mine by saying "Fuck it, multiverse, all different versions of him are canon." (This also opens up opportunities for them to meet in wacky interdimensional adventures.)
Probably that one Fairly Odd Parents episode where Timmy wishes everyone could eat dessert for every meal and the whole town gets fat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Probably that one Fairly Odd Parents episode where Timmy wishes everyone could eat dessert for every meal and the whole town gets fat.
If it's the Brian Wilson one, he certainly has the right body type for it
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If it's the Brian Wilson one, he certainly has the right body type for it
Turns out that Carnie is the only one who can live on a diet of county fair food without any problem. Fiona, on the other hand, suffers the inevitable consequences of eating funnel cakes and deep-fried twinkies every day.
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Turns out that Carnie is the only one who can live on a diet of county fair food without any problem. Fiona, on the other hand, suffers the inevitable consequences of eating funnel cakes and deep-fried twinkies every day.
You simultaneously look like an oompa loompa and the guest they'd roll out of the factory.
October 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You simultaneously look like an oompa loompa and the guest they'd roll out of the factory.