Jesse Cortez
whatwouldjessedo.bsky.social
Jesse Cortez
@whatwouldjessedo.bsky.social
Just another day trying to find a good burrito in paradise.
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March 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Tesla dealerships have been targeted, or have they?
March 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
March 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dollars are votes!
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Yes he is.
February 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Listen to Secretary Pete. And remember, these are our funds. These are our courts. And these are our streets.
February 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It costs on avg $220 to file taxes in the US.

The IRS could generate $3b a year by simply creating its own tax return portal and charging $25

So why don’t they do it?

Because TurboTax (Intuit) spends $4m/yr legally bribing US law makers, to make sure that never happens

👏🏽CAMPAIGN👏🏽FINANCE👏🏽REFORM
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Elon Musk is the kind of guy that would really hate if everyone on the internet started calling him Adolf Titler. We definitely shouldn’t do that.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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When Elon Musk sits next to someone who is actually intelligent, it becomes obvious that he’s a fool.

This is why he loves Trump & MAGA.
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This makes a lot of sense.
January 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A lot of trucks with small wheels in this pic.
January 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Lots to be sad about. Lots to be happy about.
January 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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In 2017, Snoop Dogg asked who the first "Uncle Tom" performing at Donald Trump's inauguration was gonna be.

Last night, Snoop performed at the Crypto Ball.
January 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Typical tuesday afternoon.
January 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM