red tinted glasses as my punishment, i can't take them off. they paint my whole world in red. everything feels so aggressive, it's fucking with my threat perception. i thought this 6 year old at the gumball machine wanted to square up. my fight or flight activated.. and my wings are clipped

i have 2 handfuls of peanut butter

my girlfriend is chasing me
help

I need to eat healthier. Also, have you ever sandwiched two oatmeal cream pies together with peanut butter?

I’m feeling very whimsical right now

good morning, this is how I feel today

oh my godLSUGEGEH BURGEHR
SLUTED BJRHER
MSLIGHENBYRGER..S

SLFIGURJE

sSLUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Am I the only one who sees this

Find yourself a girl that eats cheese at 2 a.m.

She’s a keeper

I filled my entire house with orbees, everytime you walk you’re engulfed in a sea of them. For some reason some of them are turning white and fuzzy…

I wonder why

Babies! Sound off in the comments if you think bedtime should be 7:30pm!!!!!

Putting my baby in the microwave is a lifestyle I will consider, but not now.

I'm too busy putting him in the airfryer

a lot of you would fold in this situation