@whatthefuckmikey.bsky.social
Hot take perhaps but, I really do not care for karaoke
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Hot take perhaps but, I really do not care for karaoke
Life is crAaAzyyy and also I love NYC
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Life is crAaAzyyy and also I love NYC
I shot video on a test fashion shoot with a new team of creatives and I cannot express how refreshing it was to be surrounded by freaks. Those are my people. True creatives making art because they love it. It was a little emotional for me to tap into that feeling again
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I shot video on a test fashion shoot with a new team of creatives and I cannot express how refreshing it was to be surrounded by freaks. Those are my people. True creatives making art because they love it. It was a little emotional for me to tap into that feeling again
Holy shit the walls are closing innnnn
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Holy shit the walls are closing innnnn
The train knows when you’re running late and don’t have enough hands for all the shit you’re carrying because that’s when she decides to rattle like a fuckin freezing chihuahua
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The train knows when you’re running late and don’t have enough hands for all the shit you’re carrying because that’s when she decides to rattle like a fuckin freezing chihuahua
Have you ever seen a person that looks like the giant baby nightmare from Rugrats in human form? I have
July 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Have you ever seen a person that looks like the giant baby nightmare from Rugrats in human form? I have
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kinda fascinated by Jennifer Lopez finally getting to go on tour and performing 9 unreleased songs per night like she's Animal Collective
July 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
kinda fascinated by Jennifer Lopez finally getting to go on tour and performing 9 unreleased songs per night like she's Animal Collective
Setting the scene cause this actually gave me chills but, Seeing a goth bratz doll whipping her braids and dancing like a stripper to pounding techno at a steamy basement rave with daylight beaming through the foggy windows at 7am is fucking top tier. I love New York
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Setting the scene cause this actually gave me chills but, Seeing a goth bratz doll whipping her braids and dancing like a stripper to pounding techno at a steamy basement rave with daylight beaming through the foggy windows at 7am is fucking top tier. I love New York
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
I would be so okay if I never had to make another recap video again
June 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I would be so okay if I never had to make another recap video again
I’ve seen Antoni in the wild like four times since living in NYC and idk I just feel like we could be friends
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’ve seen Antoni in the wild like four times since living in NYC and idk I just feel like we could be friends
Price your body in this TJ maxx for me
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Price your body in this TJ maxx for me
I am so burnt tf out. Literally every single social interaction is a task and I’ve still got an entire mountain of shit to do
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I am so burnt tf out. Literally every single social interaction is a task and I’ve still got an entire mountain of shit to do
The VIDEO DIRECTOR AT VOGUE started following ME
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The VIDEO DIRECTOR AT VOGUE started following ME
Not me vibing all day with the fucking Fashion Director of THE CUT
May 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not me vibing all day with the fucking Fashion Director of THE CUT
Remember when NFTs? L o l
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Remember when NFTs? L o l
Why the fuck does my algorithm think I’m an avid bird watcher (I hate birds)
April 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why the fuck does my algorithm think I’m an avid bird watcher (I hate birds)
Brainstorming ideas at work is low key…just stimming with other weird people for an hour and it’s awesome
March 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Brainstorming ideas at work is low key…just stimming with other weird people for an hour and it’s awesome
The amount of times I’ve been asked for project files that are straight up almost 2 years old… STOP IT
a naked woman says be quiet tiffany while giving the middle finger
ALT: a naked woman says be quiet tiffany while giving the middle finger
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March 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The amount of times I’ve been asked for project files that are straight up almost 2 years old… STOP IT
Not me having a whole casual conversation with the chat bot on Spotify’s customer service
January 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Not me having a whole casual conversation with the chat bot on Spotify’s customer service