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Em
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You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!

*Married, 3 children, 1 made of metal 😂
Reposted by Em
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
According to the clock, morning is happening. The window suggests otherwise 🧐
Hello to all, blinking in the literal and/or metaphorical darkness 👋
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Here we go again!
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not good news on the MOT front. Some welding needed. Agatha is nothing if not a constant disappointment 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My current obsession is Anthony Horrowitz books, narrated by Rory Kinnear....I honestly don't know if it's the books or the narration 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
OMG the wind picked up a bit and now it's lashing it down! 🌧
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Of course there was a heavy shower when I set off 🙄 Despite my general dampness, it's generally a fine day 🙃
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's very busy in these brains...
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Morning all 👋 I hope all is well in your worlds 🌎 🙂
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
So, tomorrow all Hallows month is done for another year. I will need to update my Avi. Shall I have my own gurning mug shot or just put Agatha on parade?
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I have taken myself to a field to hunker down in a storm. My boy child (young adult, man type) is having a Halloween party at home. I definitely made the right choice 😌
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Did I pack the cauldron? 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Probably better you don't say anything Kate 😳
#TheTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's just not the same 😢
#TheTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You reach a point where you’ve seen every kind of comeback.
Some people never leave the stage — they just change costume and call it growth. 🎭
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is what a grammar school education gives you. 👻
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Their, they're, there. 🤦‍♀️ I am destined to spot the error after I post... 😖
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Morning all 👋 It is both early and late. Best day of the year 😃
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I mean, I love to laugh but must that have left a permanent indent on my face!?🙄
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I have to put shoes on first thing in the morning.....ready for anything.....when the shoes come off, I am done for the day. Ask nothing more of me 😑
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Someone has nicked the sea again 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Here we go again!
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM