Daily affirmation: THE Y CHROMOSOME LONGS FOR BEER
April 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Daily affirmation: THE Y CHROMOSOME LONGS FOR BEER
I WANY TO BE MAGNET I WANT TO STEAL MY FRIENDS POTS AND PANS
February 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I WANY TO BE MAGNET I WANT TO STEAL MY FRIENDS POTS AND PANS
I would donate to a hot man hair transplant in a heartbeat
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I would donate to a hot man hair transplant in a heartbeat
Tiktok doesn't even let you search for the Elon Salute, the right just won social media
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tiktok doesn't even let you search for the Elon Salute, the right just won social media
gatekeeping curly hair because it's all I have please guys please
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
gatekeeping curly hair because it's all I have please guys please
Lone tree ginger cider makes bitches of us all
December 31, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Lone tree ginger cider makes bitches of us all
thanks for the kambucha bro, my gut microbiomes been a wreck lately
December 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM
thanks for the kambucha bro, my gut microbiomes been a wreck lately
Just sat in a reclining chair. this must be what it feels like to be a white person in America
December 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Just sat in a reclining chair. this must be what it feels like to be a white person in America
I would never vote for a man under 5'10 tbh unless he was like 5'4 or less
December 9, 2024 at 6:26 AM
I would never vote for a man under 5'10 tbh unless he was like 5'4 or less
Why does the wrapped ai podcast give "hey we noticed you from across the bar and really dig your vibe"
December 5, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Why does the wrapped ai podcast give "hey we noticed you from across the bar and really dig your vibe"
Adding mitskis class of 2013 to normal playlists so I can remember that joy is ephemeral
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Adding mitskis class of 2013 to normal playlists so I can remember that joy is ephemeral
The Jinx-Ekko dance scene was so good, I wish french was real
November 26, 2024 at 5:41 AM
The Jinx-Ekko dance scene was so good, I wish french was real
Not having enough to do so I'm responding to my friends texts at anxiously attached girlfriend speeds
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Not having enough to do so I'm responding to my friends texts at anxiously attached girlfriend speeds
the bop bop shoowap girl being really fucking ripped is kinda taking me out
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 AM
the bop bop shoowap girl being really fucking ripped is kinda taking me out
Never listened to real man by beabadoobee outside of tiktok and I was convinced it was about pegging. Sooo disappointed
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Never listened to real man by beabadoobee outside of tiktok and I was convinced it was about pegging. Sooo disappointed
The sexual tension when it's just you and the bus driver
November 17, 2024 at 12:10 AM
The sexual tension when it's just you and the bus driver
You should only tell your friends about your life events well after they're done so you know what way to spin it
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
You should only tell your friends about your life events well after they're done so you know what way to spin it
Not enough people talk about the fact that estrogen just straight up gives you a nose job
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Not enough people talk about the fact that estrogen just straight up gives you a nose job
The thing they don't tell you about laser hair removal is having no facial hair doesn't get rid of the desire to shave every time you leave your house
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
The thing they don't tell you about laser hair removal is having no facial hair doesn't get rid of the desire to shave every time you leave your house
Really tired of pretending I can't recognize people by scent
November 15, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Really tired of pretending I can't recognize people by scent
Every time instagram reels shows me a thirst trap I sit spell bound for five minutes before clicking "this does not interest me"
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Every time instagram reels shows me a thirst trap I sit spell bound for five minutes before clicking "this does not interest me"
Sublingual estrogen as a vodka-chaser
November 8, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Sublingual estrogen as a vodka-chaser
Just saw someone say "transitioning is crazy because the nerdy 4/10 guy from high school with no social skills is now a 6/10 girl with no social skills and agoraphobia"GIRL WHAT don't call me out like that
October 16, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Just saw someone say "transitioning is crazy because the nerdy 4/10 guy from high school with no social skills is now a 6/10 girl with no social skills and agoraphobia"GIRL WHAT don't call me out like that
dw babe nothing's wrong it's just that I remembered how ephemeral human connection is
February 1, 2024 at 8:04 AM
dw babe nothing's wrong it's just that I remembered how ephemeral human connection is
Between suffering in front of the mirror sessions, I like to take a break to read a book. It's good for a girl to have multiple hobbies
January 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Between suffering in front of the mirror sessions, I like to take a break to read a book. It's good for a girl to have multiple hobbies