I don't really believe in past lives, but Columbo's face does look like I've sat on it before.

Roses are red,
Joe Dirt has a mullet...

These koi would be so fucking embarrassed to find out they were swimming like a tattoo. Please don’t mention it the next time you see them.

Good luck teaching a robot how to piss in a Dasani bottle.

Feeling a lot less stressed about Trump's new plane after seeing who gifted it to him.

It's always nice to see yourself represented in media.

I saw this dress and immediately thought "I would marry a woman who would make me shit myself for a dress like this." so, yeah, I'm a fan of The Cinema.

The remake is ROUGH.

Quarterly gratuitous photo dump

Google says this is a sky prism.
I say the sun was watching a movie before it went to bed.

These cuts will kill people. I wish I could have any hope, but Texas has already been denying my sister medicaid for months claiming she doesn't qualify even though her Down Syndrome has stuck around for the past 35 years.

Translation: America has been giving God diarrhea for 250 years straight.

First rain forecast for LA since the fires started expectation vs reality.

Big “my first diary entry since 9/11” vibes for the last 20 years really.

It's nice to at least know that others are watching the world burn from the same angle!