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getting so bored i’m almost ready to redownload facebook
April 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
getting so bored i’m almost ready to redownload facebook
not the intrusive impulse to knock over the head sculpture kicking in
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
not the intrusive impulse to knock over the head sculpture kicking in
going away for ten days has me really excited about everything i’ll miss in nyc 😈
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
going away for ten days has me really excited about everything i’ll miss in nyc 😈
Me: I wanna be a community cultivator and strong support to the people around me.
Also me: walks by a schoolyard where a ball bounces out of the fence and just keeps walking
Also me: walks by a schoolyard where a ball bounces out of the fence and just keeps walking
March 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me: I wanna be a community cultivator and strong support to the people around me.
Also me: walks by a schoolyard where a ball bounces out of the fence and just keeps walking
Also me: walks by a schoolyard where a ball bounces out of the fence and just keeps walking
world crumbling apparently looks like a husky with boots on
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
world crumbling apparently looks like a husky with boots on
this international women’s day I want you to use that thing you’ve always wanted to use as a dildo.
March 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
this international women’s day I want you to use that thing you’ve always wanted to use as a dildo.
watching people walk around freezing bc they thought they were safe without their winter garb is sending me
March 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
watching people walk around freezing bc they thought they were safe without their winter garb is sending me
in my staring at people from across the room until I get their number era
March 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
in my staring at people from across the room until I get their number era
just kissed a girl and I liked it :)
March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
just kissed a girl and I liked it :)
rly not a fan of ig’s 4:5 layout :(
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
rly not a fan of ig’s 4:5 layout :(
what does it mean if the nice weather in february did nothing for me
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what does it mean if the nice weather in february did nothing for me
aka using his son as a human shield
This piece is spot on. Musk’s pivot to “dadfluencer” isn’t about fatherhood—it’s about optics. A man who abandoned multiple children suddenly rebrands as a doting dad when the cameras are rolling? Care as PR, not practice. 🧵
My first piece for @zeteo.com is out! I wrote about Elon Musk’s attempt to rebrand himself from a ruthless, calculating billionaire to a down-home family man by using his toddler son.
February 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
aka using his son as a human shield
anyone know if banks are safe anymore?
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
anyone know if banks are safe anymore?
2:22 my wish has come true it’s 30 degrees and it’s nice oit
January 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
2:22 my wish has come true it’s 30 degrees and it’s nice oit
the cliffhangers on severance are abusive
January 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the cliffhangers on severance are abusive
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picture this. you’re gay
January 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
picture this. you’re gay
Queer (2024) was SNUBBED
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Queer (2024) was SNUBBED
if you don’t know when it’s someone’s birthday, but you think it’s today - do you text them anyway?
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
if you don’t know when it’s someone’s birthday, but you think it’s today - do you text them anyway?
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when ethel cain said "i could make you cum twenty times a day" i said bet
January 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when ethel cain said "i could make you cum twenty times a day" i said bet
I deleted tiktok 💔 a year after deleting twitter 💔💔 so here we are
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I deleted tiktok 💔 a year after deleting twitter 💔💔 so here we are
followed by ten minutes of screaming into my coffee machine
the best part of waking up is yelling what the fuck
July 7, 2023 at 1:52 PM
followed by ten minutes of screaming into my coffee machine
more more more social media I am not online enough
July 7, 2023 at 1:48 PM
more more more social media I am not online enough