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Leprechaun: Back 2 tha JOE HOLLINGWORTH
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A comedy producer? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your Bluesky?

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@jlukeroberts.bsky.social You've gone too far this time
Guardian article headlines: "UK economy shrank in September as JLR hack hammers production output" "UK economy grew by just 0.1% in third quarter amid hit from JLR cyber-attack"
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Producer: You get that bathmat for Claudia Winkleman?

Runner: Sure did, boss! Real fuckin sexy like you asked.

Producer: what.
Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors wearing a white frilly jumper.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A nice wee reminder from Facebook that 5 years ago I was working on the 2nd online @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Watsonathon.

I liked to set myself challenges while working on these monster shows, so this one was done whilst always in view and arm's reach of The Last Rolo.
A dimly lit desk with a crudely carved Halloween pumpkin, an old style analogue alarm clock, and a small plate with a single Rolo on it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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My in-depth analytical essay on The Celebrity Traitors:
Meme of Fry from Futurama, angrily brandishing a wad of 100 dollar notes. The text reads: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LICENCE FEE"
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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How this email found me.
Joe Mahler on The Traitors making a noise like a frustrated growl. The subtitles read: "FRUSTRATED GROWL"
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I'll never forgive Konami for what they did to Metal Gear.
A packet of Haribo Twin Snakes.
September 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Morning update...
July 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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More people are considering Al lovers and we shouldn't judge
'Weird Al' Yankovic, manic eyebrows and gaze
July 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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I've been circulating this in group chats purely for traffic information.
Set list times for Oasis at Manchester Heaton Park: Gates: 15:00 Cast: 18:00 Richard Ashcroft: 19:00 Oasis: 20:15 Curfew: 22:30
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Now You See Me: Now You Dune't
A still of Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet in the film 'Dune'. Headline: "Dune 3's official title revealed -- and fans aren't happy"
July 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Oh, I still love this bit of the Fringe.
A large pile of Edinburgh Fringe brochures in a shop.
June 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A mate hadn't got my number saved on WhatsApp. Mischief and commitment to the bit happened.
A WhatsApp message from me: "I shall give ye a riddle! My first is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in oe Hollingworth. My second is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Je Hollingworth. My third is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Jo Hollingworth. My fourth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in JoeHollingworth. My fifth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe ollingworth. My sixth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Hllingworth. My seventh is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Holingworth. My eighth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Holingworth. My ninth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Hollngworth. My tenth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Holligworth. My eleventh is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Hollinworth. My twelfth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Hollingorth. My thirteenth is in Joe Hollingworth, but not in Joe Hollingwrth." An arrow to suggest the message continues.
April 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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An image from the game Still Wakes the Deep (a ship's crew is sat in a mess hall). Beneath it is the caption "Still from Still Wakes the Deep". Lisa Simpson archly looking at a cane behind an exhibit entitled "The Cane From Citizen Kane".
April 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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✅ partner of 13 years
❌ time for my shenanigans
A whatsapp thread between me and my partner: Me: Omg Burton road needs so much work doing to it Her: How come Me: There's a massive leak in the street Her: No way just finished Me: Yeah have a look Me: (a picture of a street pavement at night. on the street is a particularly large leek, as in the vegetable, and my shoes near it for comparison) (2 minutes of silence) Me: I'm 2 mins away
March 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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tHeReS nO dIvErSiTy pRoBlEm iN cOmEdY
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Someone get Anna Mann's agent on the phone right now.
A tweet from Discussing Film. The text says "Bong Joon Ho says the one franchise movie he would like to do is 'ALIEN', but as a musical."
March 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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"Of course we care about diversity. Only 2 comedians on the line-up are called Paul."
An advert for The Comedy Store at The Bierkeller. The line-up consists of Danny McLoughlin, Paul Tonkinson, Paul Thorne, and Maff Brown. Crucially, they are four white men. The date is Saturday 8th March (International Women's Day).
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Stars of #TheTraitors Where Are They Now?!: a thread
A bag of Peacock Salt
February 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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In a Caffe Nero. They've just framed Sharon's holiday snaps. Love it.
A neutral blue wall. A photo in a thick, neutral cream frame. The phone is of a thin street between two rows of pretty 3 storey houses in somewhere Italian-looking. A neutral blue wall. A photo in a thick, neutral cream frame. The photo is of a white woman with long brown hair in a creamy sleeveless blouse, white jeans, and sunglasses. She is making the ok finger gesture. Around her is a chef, pleasant flora, and various bits of Italian patisserie.
February 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Morning.

(CW: Northern problems)
Trainline schedule: Manchester Piccadilly - Platform 13 (Context: the platform's a bastard).
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Let my commitment to the bit never be in doubt.
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A WhatsApp group thread. Ros Ballinger says "Bye bye Joe. You were...annoying." The next message says "Joe left"
January 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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#TheTraitors

Elen: omg you speak Welsh too?!

Charlotte:
Freddie and Francesca from The Traitors holding a doll, saying with a lack of certainty: "Nash no osh nish-nish-nish na."
January 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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When you go to an ABBA night only to find it's an over 60s karaoke bar. #TheTraitors
Lisa from The Traitors. The subtitles read: "I was really looking forward to my cheese till I got here."
January 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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How every Tory MP on Question Time sees a young person. #TheTraitors
Alex from The Traitors (androgynous, cool shirt, lots of tattoos, clipped facial hair, lobe stretchers, thick glasses, and a beanie), gesticulating with the subtitles "alien language".
January 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM