Denise 📚💻🎮
@whathappnd.bsky.social
Teacher of mid-sized humans. Hockey fan (ANA, FLA, NYR), coffee addict, and a master procrastinator.
No, no we are not (I include myself in this because I, too, suck at math)
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No, no we are not (I include myself in this because I, too, suck at math)
I don’t know, but it’s so rude!
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don’t know, but it’s so rude!
Not the pasta roller! (But hoo boy that’s the most apt description)
My personal favorite is the sneezing that causes my back to hurt and or crack in my upper back? Like why?
My personal favorite is the sneezing that causes my back to hurt and or crack in my upper back? Like why?
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not the pasta roller! (But hoo boy that’s the most apt description)
My personal favorite is the sneezing that causes my back to hurt and or crack in my upper back? Like why?
My personal favorite is the sneezing that causes my back to hurt and or crack in my upper back? Like why?
LMAO, and you have done your job well! (And yeah, the physical aging is what sucks the most booooooooooo)
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
LMAO, and you have done your job well! (And yeah, the physical aging is what sucks the most booooooooooo)
Aaaaaaaaand now I officially feel older 😂😭
(And thank you!! 🥰💜)
(And thank you!! 🥰💜)
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Aaaaaaaaand now I officially feel older 😂😭
(And thank you!! 🥰💜)
(And thank you!! 🥰💜)
Thank you, wifey! 💜
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Thank you, wifey! 💜
I mean, yes? Of course? Neither one of us has ever shut up since exiting the womb because of all the thoughts, so getting all that out on paper (or screen, whatever) means em dashes to say all the things.
It’s just science.
It’s just science.
July 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I mean, yes? Of course? Neither one of us has ever shut up since exiting the womb because of all the thoughts, so getting all that out on paper (or screen, whatever) means em dashes to say all the things.
It’s just science.
It’s just science.
I mean, ADHD is just all the thoughts that need to be expelled. All. The. Time. so it stands to reason that because ADHDers talk in asides, we write in asides since we write how we speak.
July 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I mean, ADHD is just all the thoughts that need to be expelled. All. The. Time. so it stands to reason that because ADHDers talk in asides, we write in asides since we write how we speak.
IMAGINE—genai throws in em dashes because actual humans do use them?? GASPETH
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
IMAGINE—genai throws in em dashes because actual humans do use them?? GASPETH
Honestly, if you drew a Venn diagram of fanfic writers & academic writers and who has ADHD, it would be a flat circle—that’s why we need em dashes!
July 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Honestly, if you drew a Venn diagram of fanfic writers & academic writers and who has ADHD, it would be a flat circle—that’s why we need em dashes!
Fun fact: academics also use em dashes in our scholarly writing like it’s our job! We have a lot of thoughts and em dashes are great asides, so voilà!
July 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fun fact: academics also use em dashes in our scholarly writing like it’s our job! We have a lot of thoughts and em dashes are great asides, so voilà!
💜💜 we are doing ok! Just trying to survive the never-ending shit heap, ya know?
June 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
💜💜 we are doing ok! Just trying to survive the never-ending shit heap, ya know?
Happy Pride, wifey! Please know you always have a safe space irl here with us (I mean, you’ve spent time with my family, you know how we do/are here) 💜🌈🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Happy Pride, wifey! Please know you always have a safe space irl here with us (I mean, you’ve spent time with my family, you know how we do/are here) 💜🌈🏳️🌈
Glad to be of service!
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Glad to be of service!
Well, this white American bitch loves you for you 💜
And truthfully, the sense of superiority—moral or otherwise—that so many of my fellow people unironically harbor is just fucking abhorrent and it sickens me to my core.
And truthfully, the sense of superiority—moral or otherwise—that so many of my fellow people unironically harbor is just fucking abhorrent and it sickens me to my core.
February 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Well, this white American bitch loves you for you 💜
And truthfully, the sense of superiority—moral or otherwise—that so many of my fellow people unironically harbor is just fucking abhorrent and it sickens me to my core.
And truthfully, the sense of superiority—moral or otherwise—that so many of my fellow people unironically harbor is just fucking abhorrent and it sickens me to my core.
LMFAOOOOOOO I just spit out my water with that.
February 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
LMFAOOOOOOO I just spit out my water with that.
Mom is a GenXer/Millenial confirmed
February 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mom is a GenXer/Millenial confirmed
Real—so real. I’ve had those “aha” moments of like, “oh, I’ve been this way since I was a tiny baby child,” but especially teaching middle schoolers & seeing myself in them. It’s wild but also maddening.
January 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Real—so real. I’ve had those “aha” moments of like, “oh, I’ve been this way since I was a tiny baby child,” but especially teaching middle schoolers & seeing myself in them. It’s wild but also maddening.
YES!!! Money or obligation or it ain’t happening, friends.
Also, mommy’s realization 🤣🤣🤣. (In fairness, I only really discovered this was my issue during grad school bc it exacerbated the symptoms and I went OH, THAT’S what that is)
Also, mommy’s realization 🤣🤣🤣. (In fairness, I only really discovered this was my issue during grad school bc it exacerbated the symptoms and I went OH, THAT’S what that is)
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
YES!!! Money or obligation or it ain’t happening, friends.
Also, mommy’s realization 🤣🤣🤣. (In fairness, I only really discovered this was my issue during grad school bc it exacerbated the symptoms and I went OH, THAT’S what that is)
Also, mommy’s realization 🤣🤣🤣. (In fairness, I only really discovered this was my issue during grad school bc it exacerbated the symptoms and I went OH, THAT’S what that is)
The way I just felt “I can only get shit done if I’m getting paid for it [because] that will kick my ass into gear” in my SOUL.
And tell Mommy it’s okay, not her fault! At least we know it’s not just us?
And tell Mommy it’s okay, not her fault! At least we know it’s not just us?
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The way I just felt “I can only get shit done if I’m getting paid for it [because] that will kick my ass into gear” in my SOUL.
And tell Mommy it’s okay, not her fault! At least we know it’s not just us?
And tell Mommy it’s okay, not her fault! At least we know it’s not just us?