Whatever Youplease
@whateveryouplease.bsky.social
My original profile was becoming too NSFW so I've created a new one to celebrate all my kinks and fetishes. My pornhub, if you like.
I am old, but not that old. Also introverted and horny.
Not a bot. Not a politician. Just a typical leftie humanitarian.
I am old, but not that old. Also introverted and horny.
Not a bot. Not a politician. Just a typical leftie humanitarian.
Golden arches, no doubt,
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Golden arches, no doubt,
Are you a McDonald? Cos that looks like a quarter pounder.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Are you a McDonald? Cos that looks like a quarter pounder.
I admire your patience. I've been on 3 cups of coffee each morning for weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I admire your patience. I've been on 3 cups of coffee each morning for weeks.
Wow. Clinton only got a blowjob...
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wow. Clinton only got a blowjob...
Am I the only one worried that ICE will kidnap Mamdani?
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Am I the only one worried that ICE will kidnap Mamdani?
You couldn't be more wrong. Maths is yellow. Science is red.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
You couldn't be more wrong. Maths is yellow. Science is red.
Oh holy fuck. yes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh holy fuck. yes.
And that's why we love you. :)
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And that's why we love you. :)
Not one to diss a beard, but the new look really suits you. :)
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not one to diss a beard, but the new look really suits you. :)
And then the wine ran out.
October 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And then the wine ran out.
Oh man, this brings back so many happy memories.
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh man, this brings back so many happy memories.
Just how dirty were you?
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Just how dirty were you?
Who's resisting?
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Who's resisting?
Shame if it didn't.
May 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shame if it didn't.
Weirdly, I've never wanted to fuck/be fucked by the Easter bunny before.
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Weirdly, I've never wanted to fuck/be fucked by the Easter bunny before.
At least you can phone them and let them know you're sick and tired of everything. ;)
March 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
At least you can phone them and let them know you're sick and tired of everything. ;)
Awww. Daddy won't let him play in his sandpit.
March 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Awww. Daddy won't let him play in his sandpit.
He's more of an arselicker than a fan...
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He's more of an arselicker than a fan...