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I watched Fargo and the wood chipper scene. Turned on the light and there were splatters of blood all over my white carpet and floor. My cat had cut his paw presumably in the garbage disposal. Yikes.
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I watched Fargo and the wood chipper scene. Turned on the light and there were splatters of blood all over my white carpet and floor. My cat had cut his paw presumably in the garbage disposal. Yikes.
I plan to be an elephant seal in my next life. Swimming, eating seafood, sunbathing and don’t have to think about weight.
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I plan to be an elephant seal in my next life. Swimming, eating seafood, sunbathing and don’t have to think about weight.
Mark please save us
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mark please save us
That’s what I always figured
July 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That’s what I always figured
I agree that it does want seem out of realm and this models what Montessori tries to do (minus the encouragement). It’s better than the unengaging crap they’re fed now.
June 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I agree that it does want seem out of realm and this models what Montessori tries to do (minus the encouragement). It’s better than the unengaging crap they’re fed now.
I keep waiting for the frontal lobe to form
June 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I keep waiting for the frontal lobe to form
State Farm doesn’t pay class ms. I know first hand
June 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
State Farm doesn’t pay class ms. I know first hand
This is why your child is officially in the “I have no parents I was hatched from an egg” stage.
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is why your child is officially in the “I have no parents I was hatched from an egg” stage.
I’m in the gulf right now and I’ve never seen so many for sale signs
June 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m in the gulf right now and I’ve never seen so many for sale signs
Now we’re doing reaction videos to perforative religion? Look at me look at me!
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now we’re doing reaction videos to perforative religion? Look at me look at me!
Today is the day. Not sure what if I’m supposed to take the string off. Chat gpt said no.
May 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today is the day. Not sure what if I’m supposed to take the string off. Chat gpt said no.
Yeah, my family’s attempts of transplanting didn’t work.
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yeah, my family’s attempts of transplanting didn’t work.
Northbrook here I come!
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Northbrook here I come!
Oh man. I’ll be out of town then. Hate to miss it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh man. I’ll be out of town then. Hate to miss it.
The ice cream shop I used to go to in Wisconsin made milkshakes with real black raspberries. My grandma grew them and we would pick them wild as well.
May 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The ice cream shop I used to go to in Wisconsin made milkshakes with real black raspberries. My grandma grew them and we would pick them wild as well.
Where can I get this in Chicago?
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Where can I get this in Chicago?
No! Blackberries are tough and often sour. Black raspberries are smaller than regular raspberries and are the bomb
May 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No! Blackberries are tough and often sour. Black raspberries are smaller than regular raspberries and are the bomb
Exactly. You can tell the difference between the big league’s and little league’s talent. Plus, as Anthony Bourdain said:
America’s last great NO BULLSHIT zones. Pomposity, pretentiousness, putting on airs of any kind, douchery and lack of a sense of humor will not get you far in Chicago
America’s last great NO BULLSHIT zones. Pomposity, pretentiousness, putting on airs of any kind, douchery and lack of a sense of humor will not get you far in Chicago
April 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Exactly. You can tell the difference between the big league’s and little league’s talent. Plus, as Anthony Bourdain said:
America’s last great NO BULLSHIT zones. Pomposity, pretentiousness, putting on airs of any kind, douchery and lack of a sense of humor will not get you far in Chicago
America’s last great NO BULLSHIT zones. Pomposity, pretentiousness, putting on airs of any kind, douchery and lack of a sense of humor will not get you far in Chicago
Ditto. I think New Orleans is a lot like Vegas in that you can only take a few days of it at a time.
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ditto. I think New Orleans is a lot like Vegas in that you can only take a few days of it at a time.
What? I thought we were supposed to take one for the team.
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What? I thought we were supposed to take one for the team.
Any discounts for members?
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Any discounts for members?
Did not realize mint jelly is sacrilege. They served it at the towny Greek restaurant I waitressed at.
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Did not realize mint jelly is sacrilege. They served it at the towny Greek restaurant I waitressed at.
More music posts please
April 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
More music posts please
Do you all use mint jelly?
April 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Do you all use mint jelly?