Life is so cruel like that

And aren't you glad you chose the option that included finding parking in goose hollow?

Be brave. I once ripped the alarm and the bracket out of my ceiling at 2am in the dark standing on the arms of a chair

What delicious treat did you feed him to celebrate? Ahi tuna? A nice steak? Prawns?

Nah that's definitely very healthy. A health goddess

If only a member of congress did something about it like impeach him. Too bad