Sarcastic Soul
@whatevar.bsky.social
I love seeing the humor and spiritual side of life. Life is too short to be a pessimist.
Parents what's worse, kinetic sand or slime.... on your furniture?
I've banned both from my house.
I've banned both from my house.
February 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Parents what's worse, kinetic sand or slime.... on your furniture?
I've banned both from my house.
I've banned both from my house.
Ever had a movie theatre all to yourself?
Hubby and I went to the earliest showing of "Den of thieves II" and no one else was watching it.
It was kind of fun to talk and periodically check our phones.
Highly recommend!
Hubby and I went to the earliest showing of "Den of thieves II" and no one else was watching it.
It was kind of fun to talk and periodically check our phones.
Highly recommend!
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ever had a movie theatre all to yourself?
Hubby and I went to the earliest showing of "Den of thieves II" and no one else was watching it.
It was kind of fun to talk and periodically check our phones.
Highly recommend!
Hubby and I went to the earliest showing of "Den of thieves II" and no one else was watching it.
It was kind of fun to talk and periodically check our phones.
Highly recommend!
Living in a 55+ community is underrated.
I can't explain the peacefulness.
It's like being on vacation every day.
I can't explain the peacefulness.
It's like being on vacation every day.
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Living in a 55+ community is underrated.
I can't explain the peacefulness.
It's like being on vacation every day.
I can't explain the peacefulness.
It's like being on vacation every day.
Gotta love a good crossbody bag.
Two free hands for coffee and cell phone.
Plus, it's a belly distraction. 😁
Two free hands for coffee and cell phone.
Plus, it's a belly distraction. 😁
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Gotta love a good crossbody bag.
Two free hands for coffee and cell phone.
Plus, it's a belly distraction. 😁
Two free hands for coffee and cell phone.
Plus, it's a belly distraction. 😁
Finally our house looks like a home. House plants were the only thing missing.
It's amazing how the room changes by adding a little mother nature.
It's amazing how the room changes by adding a little mother nature.
January 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally our house looks like a home. House plants were the only thing missing.
It's amazing how the room changes by adding a little mother nature.
It's amazing how the room changes by adding a little mother nature.
Question: Do we think the fires and insurance coverage will play a factor in people buying homes in the future?
If there's no protection for your investment, then why invest?
What do we think?
If there's no protection for your investment, then why invest?
What do we think?
January 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Question: Do we think the fires and insurance coverage will play a factor in people buying homes in the future?
If there's no protection for your investment, then why invest?
What do we think?
If there's no protection for your investment, then why invest?
What do we think?
The grandkids have an option of homemade soup or pizza for dinner.
I guess I'll be eating soup alone.
I guess I'll be eating soup alone.
January 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The grandkids have an option of homemade soup or pizza for dinner.
I guess I'll be eating soup alone.
I guess I'll be eating soup alone.
Why do I keep buying purses when I usually just carry the same one?
Then when I buy a new purse it's almost too nice for my everyday clothes.
Sometimes, I don't understand my own logic.
Then when I buy a new purse it's almost too nice for my everyday clothes.
Sometimes, I don't understand my own logic.
January 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Why do I keep buying purses when I usually just carry the same one?
Then when I buy a new purse it's almost too nice for my everyday clothes.
Sometimes, I don't understand my own logic.
Then when I buy a new purse it's almost too nice for my everyday clothes.
Sometimes, I don't understand my own logic.
Today was a good day! There were no lines and no waiting everywhere I went.
Great parking spots and a clean car.
People were friendly and I found great prices.
Ate an ice cream and closed my eyes for a quick nap and woke up 2 hours later!
The stars lined up!
Great parking spots and a clean car.
People were friendly and I found great prices.
Ate an ice cream and closed my eyes for a quick nap and woke up 2 hours later!
The stars lined up!
January 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Today was a good day! There were no lines and no waiting everywhere I went.
Great parking spots and a clean car.
People were friendly and I found great prices.
Ate an ice cream and closed my eyes for a quick nap and woke up 2 hours later!
The stars lined up!
Great parking spots and a clean car.
People were friendly and I found great prices.
Ate an ice cream and closed my eyes for a quick nap and woke up 2 hours later!
The stars lined up!
Finished my abstract canvas!
It's going on an empty wall over my new gray cabinet.
Once I get her framed, it's gonna look nice!
It's going on an empty wall over my new gray cabinet.
Once I get her framed, it's gonna look nice!
January 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Finished my abstract canvas!
It's going on an empty wall over my new gray cabinet.
Once I get her framed, it's gonna look nice!
It's going on an empty wall over my new gray cabinet.
Once I get her framed, it's gonna look nice!
My intuition is so strong that I can hear that little voice saying "Girl don't you open tik tok today".
I sometimes FAFO then regret it. Then the little voice says "See I tried to tell your stubborn ass".
I sometimes FAFO then regret it. Then the little voice says "See I tried to tell your stubborn ass".
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My intuition is so strong that I can hear that little voice saying "Girl don't you open tik tok today".
I sometimes FAFO then regret it. Then the little voice says "See I tried to tell your stubborn ass".
I sometimes FAFO then regret it. Then the little voice says "See I tried to tell your stubborn ass".
When you create art and you ask your husband what he thinks about it... is he really gonna tell you, or is he sugar coat it?
January 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
When you create art and you ask your husband what he thinks about it... is he really gonna tell you, or is he sugar coat it?
2025 will be the year of evolving.
Some like to have a plan of what they want to evolve towards, but others like to use intuition for direction.
I've always planned, but this year, I'm gonna try intuition and see what happens.
It's strangely exciting.
Some like to have a plan of what they want to evolve towards, but others like to use intuition for direction.
I've always planned, but this year, I'm gonna try intuition and see what happens.
It's strangely exciting.
two ostriches are standing on a dirt road with the words free spirit written above them
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January 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
2025 will be the year of evolving.
Some like to have a plan of what they want to evolve towards, but others like to use intuition for direction.
I've always planned, but this year, I'm gonna try intuition and see what happens.
It's strangely exciting.
Some like to have a plan of what they want to evolve towards, but others like to use intuition for direction.
I've always planned, but this year, I'm gonna try intuition and see what happens.
It's strangely exciting.
Bring it on 2025!
December 31, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Bring it on 2025!
I just realized today that I've been plucking my eyebrows for 50 years!
I mean, there's not much left, but it's still quite the accomplishment.
I've got the designs down to surprised, concerned, and tired.
Those are my three looks. 😂
I mean, there's not much left, but it's still quite the accomplishment.
I've got the designs down to surprised, concerned, and tired.
Those are my three looks. 😂
December 30, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I just realized today that I've been plucking my eyebrows for 50 years!
I mean, there's not much left, but it's still quite the accomplishment.
I've got the designs down to surprised, concerned, and tired.
Those are my three looks. 😂
I mean, there's not much left, but it's still quite the accomplishment.
I've got the designs down to surprised, concerned, and tired.
Those are my three looks. 😂
Every soul has its own destination. It's not for us to judge.
December 29, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Every soul has its own destination. It's not for us to judge.
The stars lined up for me today.
My 5 year old granddaughter came over for a visit and thought it would be fun to take down all my tree ornaments and box them up.
I mean, if she's got the energy, I've got the ice cream.
My 5 year old granddaughter came over for a visit and thought it would be fun to take down all my tree ornaments and box them up.
I mean, if she's got the energy, I've got the ice cream.
December 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
The stars lined up for me today.
My 5 year old granddaughter came over for a visit and thought it would be fun to take down all my tree ornaments and box them up.
I mean, if she's got the energy, I've got the ice cream.
My 5 year old granddaughter came over for a visit and thought it would be fun to take down all my tree ornaments and box them up.
I mean, if she's got the energy, I've got the ice cream.
Wearing my favorite Christmas tee today.
It says "Feliz Navidad Bitchachos"
You can be old and still have a sense of humor.
It says "Feliz Navidad Bitchachos"
You can be old and still have a sense of humor.
December 25, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Wearing my favorite Christmas tee today.
It says "Feliz Navidad Bitchachos"
You can be old and still have a sense of humor.
It says "Feliz Navidad Bitchachos"
You can be old and still have a sense of humor.
Started off with a very spiritual morning vibe, and somehow landed on an Avengers binge afternoon.
I'm all over the place, but it's still better than watching the news.
I'm all over the place, but it's still better than watching the news.
December 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Started off with a very spiritual morning vibe, and somehow landed on an Avengers binge afternoon.
I'm all over the place, but it's still better than watching the news.
I'm all over the place, but it's still better than watching the news.
Growing up in a catholic house I always felt the word spiritual had a "woo-woo" vibe to it.
Now, I'm proud to be spiritual and more connected to higher power than when I had to practice religion.
I finally feel at peace.
No diss to religions. We all have our own individual journeys.
Now, I'm proud to be spiritual and more connected to higher power than when I had to practice religion.
I finally feel at peace.
No diss to religions. We all have our own individual journeys.
December 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Growing up in a catholic house I always felt the word spiritual had a "woo-woo" vibe to it.
Now, I'm proud to be spiritual and more connected to higher power than when I had to practice religion.
I finally feel at peace.
No diss to religions. We all have our own individual journeys.
Now, I'm proud to be spiritual and more connected to higher power than when I had to practice religion.
I finally feel at peace.
No diss to religions. We all have our own individual journeys.
Hubby doesn't want to wear Christmas pajamas and after being married 30 years to him, I know what I have to do. Compromise.
Christmas socks, tee and Santa hat. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Christmas socks, tee and Santa hat. Gotta do what you gotta do.
December 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Hubby doesn't want to wear Christmas pajamas and after being married 30 years to him, I know what I have to do. Compromise.
Christmas socks, tee and Santa hat. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Christmas socks, tee and Santa hat. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Serious business today.
Searching for Christmas pajama bottoms that are both ridiculous and flattering at the same time.
Searching for Christmas pajama bottoms that are both ridiculous and flattering at the same time.
December 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Serious business today.
Searching for Christmas pajama bottoms that are both ridiculous and flattering at the same time.
Searching for Christmas pajama bottoms that are both ridiculous and flattering at the same time.
Coffee isn't doing it's thing this morning.
Here comes the vitamins with a coke chaser and a nap.
Here comes the vitamins with a coke chaser and a nap.
December 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Coffee isn't doing it's thing this morning.
Here comes the vitamins with a coke chaser and a nap.
Here comes the vitamins with a coke chaser and a nap.
Inner voice:
Drink a big cup of coffee, and you'll feel energized.
Nevermind, just take a nap.
Drink a big cup of coffee, and you'll feel energized.
Nevermind, just take a nap.
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Inner voice:
Drink a big cup of coffee, and you'll feel energized.
Nevermind, just take a nap.
Drink a big cup of coffee, and you'll feel energized.
Nevermind, just take a nap.
Desperation has caused me to do the unspeakable.
I confess and have learned my lesson.
Today I ate Costco tamales.
I confess and have learned my lesson.
Today I ate Costco tamales.
a man in a tuxedo sits at a table with his eyes closed and his hands folded
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December 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Desperation has caused me to do the unspeakable.
I confess and have learned my lesson.
Today I ate Costco tamales.
I confess and have learned my lesson.
Today I ate Costco tamales.