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MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HE - MICHAEL JACKSON
HERE FOR FUN, THE FLAGS ARE BAIT, LET'S SEE WHO BITES
I'M NOT SHOUTING YOU'RE SHOUTING
HERE FOR FUN, THE FLAGS ARE BAIT, LET'S SEE WHO BITES
I'M NOT SHOUTING YOU'RE SHOUTING
THE MOON: *EXISTS*
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
THE MOON: *EXISTS*
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
PEOPLE: "AH YES THAT MAKES SENSE"
NECROPHILIA STRIKES AGAIN
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
NECROPHILIA STRIKES AGAIN
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
#SEXWITHDEADPEOPLE
HOW COULD YOU FOR HE IS CUTE AND BY THE LOOK IN HIS EYES THIRSTY FOR MOTHERS MILK QUICK ANY LACTATING LADIES AROUND MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE THIS GUY FOR HE IS HUNGRY FOR MILK HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM HEARTLESS LACTATING WOMAN IF YOU REFUSE TO GIVE HIM MILK YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
HOW COULD YOU FOR HE IS CUTE AND BY THE LOOK IN HIS EYES THIRSTY FOR MOTHERS MILK QUICK ANY LACTATING LADIES AROUND MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE THIS GUY FOR HE IS HUNGRY FOR MILK HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM HEARTLESS LACTATING WOMAN IF YOU REFUSE TO GIVE HIM MILK YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC THANKS
AFTER THAT THEY GOT DIABETES THEN DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
AFTER THAT THEY GOT DIABETES THEN DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
YOU KNOW AS AN ADULT YOU CAN HAVE THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO OMG THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
YOU KNOW AS AN ADULT YOU CAN HAVE THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO OMG THANKS
THEN AFTER THAT AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO GET DIABETES AND THEN THEY GOT DIABETES AND THEN THEY SAID OH MY GOD WE HAVE DIABETES SO THEN THEY WENT TO DOCTOR WHO SAID TO THEM SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES THEN THEY DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
THEN AFTER THAT AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO GET DIABETES AND THEN THEY GOT DIABETES AND THEN THEY SAID OH MY GOD WE HAVE DIABETES SO THEN THEY WENT TO DOCTOR WHO SAID TO THEM SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE HAVE TO DIE OF DIABETES THEN THEY DIED OF DIABETES THANKS
THIS SPEAKS FOR ME THANKS
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
THIS SPEAKS FOR ME THANKS
HOW ABOUT A NICE CURRY AT THE PREMIER INN?
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HOW ABOUT A NICE CURRY AT THE PREMIER INN?
ONLY IF YOU ARE COOL WITH TERRIFYING QUANTITIES OF VERBAL ABUSE AND BAD LANGAUGE THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ONLY IF YOU ARE COOL WITH TERRIFYING QUANTITIES OF VERBAL ABUSE AND BAD LANGAUGE THANKS
I TOO AM OFTEN INSTRUCTED TO COMMIT ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THEIR FACES WHEN I JUST ABOUT MANAGE IT THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I TOO AM OFTEN INSTRUCTED TO COMMIT ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF THEIR FACES WHEN I JUST ABOUT MANAGE IT THANKS
I'M A PAID ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST SPECIALISING IN THE FIELD OF THE UNETHICAL TREATMENT AND FORCED LABOUR OF MARINE ANIMALS WITH A FOCUS ON EELS THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'M A PAID ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST SPECIALISING IN THE FIELD OF THE UNETHICAL TREATMENT AND FORCED LABOUR OF MARINE ANIMALS WITH A FOCUS ON EELS THANKS
YOU KNOW WHAT I TRIED THAT BUT I COULD ONLY GET UP TO ABOUT 782MPH BY BEING NICE AND KIND AND SUPPORTIVE BUT I FOUND THAT SWEARING AT THEM ANGRILY ALLOWED ME TO ACHIEVE SPEEDS OF UP TO 1236MPH WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THE JOB I DO MEANS I HAVE TO GET AROUND FAST SO IT IS NECESSARY THANKS
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I TRIED THAT BUT I COULD ONLY GET UP TO ABOUT 782MPH BY BEING NICE AND KIND AND SUPPORTIVE BUT I FOUND THAT SWEARING AT THEM ANGRILY ALLOWED ME TO ACHIEVE SPEEDS OF UP TO 1236MPH WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THE JOB I DO MEANS I HAVE TO GET AROUND FAST SO IT IS NECESSARY THANKS
NEVER A SENSIBLE VOICE IS THERE? THANKS
October 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NEVER A SENSIBLE VOICE IS THERE? THANKS
LOOK AT THEM GO THE SKIVING BASTARDS
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
LOOK AT THEM GO THE SKIVING BASTARDS
I MEAN TO BE FAIR THE WORD WOMEN HAS A MEN IN IT AND YOU CANT WRITE THE WORD WOMEN WITHOUT MEN BUT ALSO NOT WITHOUT WO AND EN AND OME AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WOMEN WITHOUT THE WORD OMEN OR THE WORD OM OR ME OR WO OR EN IN FACT WITHOUT WOM OR WO FOR THAT MATTER OR THE LETTER O OR E OR N OR W OR M THANKS
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I MEAN TO BE FAIR THE WORD WOMEN HAS A MEN IN IT AND YOU CANT WRITE THE WORD WOMEN WITHOUT MEN BUT ALSO NOT WITHOUT WO AND EN AND OME AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WOMEN WITHOUT THE WORD OMEN OR THE WORD OM OR ME OR WO OR EN IN FACT WITHOUT WOM OR WO FOR THAT MATTER OR THE LETTER O OR E OR N OR W OR M THANKS
WHY IS SHE TAKING HER SHOE OFF WAIT DONT TELL ME IS SHE GOING TO CLOBBER THE UNSUSPECTING VACCINEE WITH HER SHOES SO THAT THEY DONT NOTICE SHE IS ALSO INJECTING THEM WITH WHAT IS CLEARLY BLOOD OF A MIGHTY APE I KNEW IT SHE SEEKS TO GIVE SOUL OF MIGHTY APE TO US ALL HELP ME JESUS THANKS
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
WHY IS SHE TAKING HER SHOE OFF WAIT DONT TELL ME IS SHE GOING TO CLOBBER THE UNSUSPECTING VACCINEE WITH HER SHOES SO THAT THEY DONT NOTICE SHE IS ALSO INJECTING THEM WITH WHAT IS CLEARLY BLOOD OF A MIGHTY APE I KNEW IT SHE SEEKS TO GIVE SOUL OF MIGHTY APE TO US ALL HELP ME JESUS THANKS
IM SORRY TO HAVE TO REPORT THAT IT IS IN FACT JUST YOU BECAUSE THE POSITION OF MANY-SIDED SHAPE NAME HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED BY THE WORD "POLYGRONDEDRONON" SORRY BUT THATS A FACT AND IM JUST A MESSENGER DONT LIKE IT TAKE IT UP WITH NASA THANKS
October 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
IM SORRY TO HAVE TO REPORT THAT IT IS IN FACT JUST YOU BECAUSE THE POSITION OF MANY-SIDED SHAPE NAME HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED BY THE WORD "POLYGRONDEDRONON" SORRY BUT THATS A FACT AND IM JUST A MESSENGER DONT LIKE IT TAKE IT UP WITH NASA THANKS
PLEASE DON'T APOLOGISE
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
PLEASE DON'T APOLOGISE
PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE TOILETS ARE NOT IN ANY SORT OF ENCLOSURE AND JUST OUT IN THE OPEN SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE POOPING PEOPLE CAN OFFER SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS OF TENDERNESS AND CARE DURING THE EVENT AND SHARE IN THE SUCCESS THIS WILL BRING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER ANS PROMOTE HEALING JUST AN IDEA THANKS
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE TOILETS ARE NOT IN ANY SORT OF ENCLOSURE AND JUST OUT IN THE OPEN SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE POOPING PEOPLE CAN OFFER SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS OF TENDERNESS AND CARE DURING THE EVENT AND SHARE IN THE SUCCESS THIS WILL BRING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER ANS PROMOTE HEALING JUST AN IDEA THANKS
WHO DOESNT ENJOY THE ODD TOOTH-THEFT NOW AND THEN THANKS
October 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
WHO DOESNT ENJOY THE ODD TOOTH-THEFT NOW AND THEN THANKS
I HAVE SEEN A CORNERED ANIMAL AND NOTICED SOMETHING USEFUL SEE WHEN THEY ARE SQUISHED INTO A CORNER THEY BEGIN TO MOULD THEIR REARS INTO THE SHAPE OF THE CORNER WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN THEY COME OUT THEY HAVE CORNER SHAPED BACK ENDS WHICH MAKES FOR EASIER AND MORE CONVENIENT STORAGE THANKS
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I HAVE SEEN A CORNERED ANIMAL AND NOTICED SOMETHING USEFUL SEE WHEN THEY ARE SQUISHED INTO A CORNER THEY BEGIN TO MOULD THEIR REARS INTO THE SHAPE OF THE CORNER WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN THEY COME OUT THEY HAVE CORNER SHAPED BACK ENDS WHICH MAKES FOR EASIER AND MORE CONVENIENT STORAGE THANKS
PEDESTRIAN IS REALLY RUINING THE VIBE IN THIS PICTURE THANKS
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
PEDESTRIAN IS REALLY RUINING THE VIBE IN THIS PICTURE THANKS