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WhatAnInterestingSurprise
@whatansurprise.bsky.social
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Mostly my AI creations of men getting big, horny, and stoopid.

DM me if you have requests or just want to say hi, I aim to please😉.
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"Ohhhh I'm a triple geyserrrr!!"
*bwom-bwomph*
"Yeah-he hah, so fuckin' swollen, bursting with soo muuch miilkkk! Unh!
*SPLORT Splort*
"Unnnnh soo messsy... haaa ha"
*Fssssh-SPLORT*

#AIImage #nsfw #gayporn #cockgrowth #transformation
August 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Sweet! Someone bought more milk last nigh-guh...wha?"
---
"Why-what, fuck my nipples are so-" *fsssssh*
"OOh fuuck, that wasn't milk! Oh haaah haaa soo hard...horny"
"Oh my godd, I'm leakinnggg everywhere!!"
August 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
That was supposed to be a warning... you weren't meant to go out of your way to visit!

Oh well, enjoy your new equipment, you're going to get to know it very very well. Happy pumping you stupid gooners!
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
The X-rated cinema was cursed, which is why the frat house sent pledges every year.

They wait just outside listening to his gasps of shock become grunts of mindless penis pleasure.

Then lead the dumb gooner who can't stop pumping his enormous hairy donger back to the bate cave to join the others.
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
The useless nepo-hired frat house of middle managers had it coming.

It was simply routine as you served them their laced coffee.

Their pants bulging within seconds. Dumb horny drooling grins moments later.

The effect is permanent, but somehow they're more useful like this. Well... more productive
July 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Oh no no no! Don't tell me that spurt was enough to infect me in the rounds today! I followed protocol!"

"Woah fuck! Those Goon Virus patients weren't kidding about the intensity Oh ho ho fuuu-ungh!"

"Ha UNNGH BIG PEENUS"

"OHHO NNnnnGGHH! GOTTA KeEP sPURTin"

#AIArt #nsfw #goon #gay
May 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
It was halfway through Monday when your phone buzzed with a series of Snapchat notifications.

You knew it would be your boyfriend. You'd snuck a little 'something' into last night's dinner after he shared his desires to be bigger.

The cute oaf would be ready and waiting at home.

#nsfw #gay #AIart
February 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Woah, are these gems, they're HUGE!- Ah fuck they burn!"

"Ugh... what... what's happen- UGH!"

*RIIIIP* "Hoooly fuck! What is... ugh... oh... huuu"

"HNNGH, NEeD to CUM!! Unnggh!! Fuuuuuck!"

"Haaah... awww peeenis *stoopid chuckle* ...again."

#nsfw #AIart #gay #gaytf
February 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
As an explorer it helps to understand the languages of the relics you uncover.

For example, the Orcish warning: "Don't touch the cursed loincloth lest you become a slave to the mind numbing pleasure of your own insatiable leaking hyper cock."

Well... he was warned.

#nsfw #AIart #gay #tf
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
It began after posting his thirst trap holiday post, his grumbling belly strangely arousing him.

It inflated into a bowl-full-of-jelly so quickly he barely saw the surge of his cock.

A *pop* emptied his brain of all thoughts except unloading his heavy sack over and over again.

#nsfw #AIart
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
Looking down he finally noticed with a shock at just how big his own phallus had grown, just as musky, swollen and pungent as the one he'd spent unknowable hours pleasuring.

It gave a sharp pulse. An order.

Within seconds his newfound insatiable hunger returned.

3/3
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
onslaught, in moments his entire being was devoted to worshiping and pleasuring the cock.

By the time his mind returned, the massive cock was long gone.

2/3
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
There was tale of a magic gloryhole which grew the cocks of all who used it.

As he was psyching himself up to finally push his member through, the largest, most pungent musky cock squished it's way through the hole.

1/3
#nsfw #AIart #gay
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Yo dude, I tested out that weird film camera I found on Tyler and check it out!"

"It was so crazy, like reality got all loopy and weird for a second but he's a happy hulking dum-dum now... he's in my room if you want to see the results for yourself bro."

#nsfw #AIart #AIvideo
December 14, 2024 at 11:33 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Ugh fuck, my stomach's killing me. What was in that yoghu- ugh"

"Ooohuhuh fuuuck yeah"

*pfsssshhh*

"Sooo sticky huhu"
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
Experimenting with videos.

Difficult to ensure a smooth transition without cuts. Also, dicks are not allowed thanks to our puritan corporate overlords, all hail the ad revenue🙄. I'll push the limits anyway.

Regardless, I thought this one was hot.

#AIart #nsfw
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"I'm sure none of the lab boys will miss this little prototype"

"Ugh my balls... so ful- ugh yes!"

*pant* "Ough, fawk! Sooo pent up!!" *hah*

*straining* "Huuhaha soo big" *stoopid chuckle* "big black peenus" *Mmmgh haaah*

#AIart #nsfw
December 3, 2024 at 11:29 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
Finally caught up to date with the stuff from the other site.

To celebrate, I made something which made me think of you all.

Jerking to my posts and feeling... a throb, growing.
Hornier.
Dumber.
Bigger.

#nsfw #AIart
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
He quickly rose through the ranks to claim the top spot as the milkiest and most muscular cow.
November 26, 2024 at 12:46 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
Halfway back from lunch at his uncle's farm the tingling started. Seconds later, he was overtaken with lust as his features morphed into those of his uncle's 'special cattle'.

Thoughts jumbled, he stumbled back to what he knew was his stall in the barn, ready for training and milking.

#nsfw #AIart
November 26, 2024 at 12:43 PM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
It turns out the bootlegged VR version is just as; if not more potent than the effects of the original game- something Henry would have been eager to learn as a once intelligent gamer... there's not much going through his mind anymore.

*splort spurt splort* "Hu hu haha ugh" *splort*

#nsfw #AIart
A brown haired boy sits on a coach wearing a red plaid hoodie and grey sweatpants. He holds a videogame controller and wears a blue visor over his eyes. An erection is clearly visible under the fabric over his groin. A brown haired boy sits on a coach wearing a red plaid hoodie and grey sweatpants. He holds a videogame controller and wears a blue visor over his eyes. The bumps of two swollen nipples poke out the hoodie at his chest. A drooling erection erupts from the waistband of his sweatpants, at least a foot in length. A brown haired boy kneels legs spread on the floorboards in front of the coach wearing a red plaid hoodie and grey sweatpants. He holds a videogame controller and wears a blue visor over his eyes. The bumps of two swollen nipples poke out the hoodie at his chest. An enormous drooling erection erupts from the fly of his white underwear, at least a two feet in length. A brown haired boy squats legs spread on the floor in front of a coach wearing a red plaid hoodie and grey sweatpants. He holds a videogame controller and wears a blue visor over his eyes. His hoodie it now pulled up revealing a semi-toned chest and more importantly, two foot-long nippledicks squirting cum onto his thighs, the couch and floor. A third drooling erection erupts from the open front of his white underwear, at least a foot in length and also squirting a veritable load.
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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He shouldn't have cheated the race with that experimental drug. He won... but now 'cums' the cost.

"Ugh... what's happening- Oh this boner's unreal, unf *pant*"

"So hard... is this becau- Oh fuuck! Mmm sooo hoRNY!!"

"Ooagh! Soo biig... hu hu HUAAH!"

#nsfw #AIart
A toned blond male swimmer in a teal pair of swimming briefs towels down in a locker room, his bulge is standard sized but quite pronounced. His muscles have become much more toned, and a dusting of hair now covers his pecs and jawline with a more generous patch of blond hair at the base of his cock. His teal swimming briefs are pushed away from his body by a large erection at least 11 inches in length, the cockhead is clearly visible underneath the straining material. Now a muscular hunk the blond man stands in the lockeroom masturbating his fat and veiny cock, his swimming briefs are torn across his thighs and are straining to contain his orange sized balls. One arm rests behind his head exposing a hairy armpit which matches his hairy chest and legs, and even hairier crotch. The musclebound hunk is now coated in a fine dusting of hair highlighting the true musculature of his giant form. His armpits and crotch are coated in a heavier patch of furry hair. His swimming briefs while torn, still manage to cup one of his giant hairy balls, the other slipping out and throbbing against his muscular thigh. His fat and lengthy vein-webbed cock spurts a milky torrent of cum up and off frame while his eyes are squeezed shut in the pleasure of the orgasm.
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"My, what a 'distinguished' gentleman you've become."

"Come on stud, let's get you somewhere... splash resistant. Good booooy."
Both his cock and nipple dicks have transformed into equine phalluses, each spurting a generous load of cum. Dark veins originating from his equine nippledicks web across his swollen pecs. Swollen equine balls are trapped underneath what remains of his underwear. Now with a full beard and greying hair, the now veritable hunk of a man spreads his legs and chest clearly exposing his three giant equine appendages, his pants now beginning to tear. Sitting on the floor of what may be a padded cell, the silver haired hunk rubs at his main horse-cock while the other two spray piss over himself and the floor. Now with his extremely muscular body completely exposed, he rests on all fours, moaning as all three equine cocks spray three hot streams of piss onto the floor of his chamber.
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Please tell me you didn't drink that, it's literally glowing why on earth!- whatever, you'll make a good guinea pig."

"Or are you starting feeling like more of a horse, I can see why."

"Any brain left in there? Hello? To be honest, you didn't have much to begin with."

#nsfw #AIart
A male scientist in a lab coat with a blue button down shirt holds a round vial of glowing blue liquid. His crotch bulges with a large imprint of his cock and balls. The same scientist, his pants are tented a large erection underneath the fabric, his shirt is straining against a set of swollen pecs. Also visible beneath the shirt are the imprints of his large nipples. He has his tongue out, a scruffy stubble now growing from his face. The shirt is completely tattered as a his giant swollen pecs and nipples have exploded the fabric away. An enormous veiny cock and shiny swollen balls jut out of his open fly. Still with his tongue out, he franticaly masturbates his gigantic cock, letting it spray jets of cum. From each pec where a nipple should be, juts a smaller cock each throbbing insistently for attention.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
whatansurprise.bsky.social
"Local co-op selected"

"More joysticks required ...loading"

After the fallout from the studio's previous release, the boys should have known better. Although this is likely what they wanted, nothing in their heads but cock and pleasure.

#nsfw #AIart
A muscular dark haired college aged man sitting in a gaming chair. His face is contorted into a grimace of stupid pleasure. The crotch of his grey sweatpants are torn through by a large and fat cock which spurts cum off frame. From his muscular sweaty chest sprout two more cocks of equally large size curving upwards and showering cum. A muscular blond haired college aged man sitting in a gaming chair. His face is contorted into a grimace of stupid pleasure. The crotch of his grey sweatpants are torn through by a large and fat cock which spurts cum off frame. From his muscular sweaty chest sprout two more cocks of equally large size curving upwards and showering cum. He grips the base of each nippledick in an attempt to possibly control of pleasure them further. A muscular dark haired college aged man sitting in a gaming chair. His face is contorted into a grimace of stupid pleasure. The crotch of his grey sweatpants are torn through by and enormous and fat cock which spurts cum off frame. From his muscular sweaty chest sprout two more cocks of equally large size curving downwards and drooling cum. A muscular dark haired college aged man sitting in a gaming chair. His face is contorted into a grimace of stupid pleasure, eyes rolled back as drool pools from his open mouth. From the waistband of his grey sweatpants emerge two large and fat cocks which curve to the right and left respectively, spurting cum off frame. From his muscular sweaty chest sprout two more cocks of equally large size curving upwards and showering cum.
November 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM