imagine the cosmic horror i felt when i entered my friend's childhood home and there was an ancient sun-bleached copy of the obscure painting that my new tattoo came from hanging in the home office. i've never read the portrait of dorian gray but it has to be about this

I know a lot of us have doubts about whether we could organize a potluck or book club, nevermind a revolution.

So if you need to start with potlucks and book clubs, try that for starters.

my kindle is a weapon in my hands. three books, 1500 pages, 5 days. this is how i gutted the elma public library as a child

I count my blessings everyday that I was not destined to follow the thankless path to a career as an IT support professional. Our most hated and underappreciated troops. I empathize with you, my brethren, though I am the only human being to ever do so

and what if i start doing art for fun again

did you know that when a CEO is a target of phishing it's called whaling? i kid ye not. the world is a whimsical place

one of my favorite artists shared recently that they think coughing is 95% performative and they shifted my worldview right before i got the flu. refusing to cough through sheer force of will and i'm ngl it's working. i'm miserable but i'm Quiet with it

my sister put it best when she said that reading #FourthWing as an adult approaches the giddy feeling of reading Divergent as a teenager

my instacart shopper unlocked the secret to always getting 5 star ratings (sneakily putting 5 free drinks in the shopping bag)

i fear that access to book reviewing websites is inflating my ego beyond repair. wdym you hated the political satire and/or horror book for making you uncomfortable? anyway follow me on storygraph

i worked at a scenic shop for 6 months and brought cottage cheese to the union-mandated morning coffee break too many times and my coworkers started calling me Slop Queen

banned from the local sporting establishment for saying "you know what really pickles my balls?"

and So What if i am endlessly late to adopting new media. i'm a babe in the woods i had a slide phone until 2017. my earliest snapchat memory only sightly predated the first tr*mp inauguration. and i'm keeping that energy going! My exchange rate is one new social for every American Travesty