Private school is so crazy like they can literally require everyone to wear figs and we all just do it like affluent sheep
July 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Private school is so crazy like they can literally require everyone to wear figs and we all just do it like affluent sheep
Just passed a jogger in Central Park this is the most violent duality of man I’ve experienced to date
June 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just passed a jogger in Central Park this is the most violent duality of man I’ve experienced to date
Posting this as someone who is extremely drunk. Can’t stop thinking about all the unclaimed bottle tabs at the function. Free them.
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Posting this as someone who is extremely drunk. Can’t stop thinking about all the unclaimed bottle tabs at the function. Free them.
One of these things is not like the other
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
One of these things is not like the other
Just dipped into my grocery budget to order a $70 Nobu x Kith tee shirt. I'd like to sincerely apologize for the person I've become and cancel myself before someone else beats me to it
February 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just dipped into my grocery budget to order a $70 Nobu x Kith tee shirt. I'd like to sincerely apologize for the person I've become and cancel myself before someone else beats me to it
My job gives me anxiety
January 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My job gives me anxiety
“Now boarding group D as in Dumpling” hell yeahhhhhh
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Now boarding group D as in Dumpling” hell yeahhhhhh
This man is 2 years away from a PhD
January 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This man is 2 years away from a PhD
Who will win: Megan Rogers, or a single bite of fishy rice
August 30, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Who will win: Megan Rogers, or a single bite of fishy rice
I can't even begin to try to pin down what vibe this is
August 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I can't even begin to try to pin down what vibe this is
Oombf loves our age gap. The fact that I’m 8 months older is “cute for him”. I’m cancelling my birthday this year
August 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Oombf loves our age gap. The fact that I’m 8 months older is “cute for him”. I’m cancelling my birthday this year
This felt like a targeted ad
bluesky is the short king of social apps
in all seriousness, we're up against incumbents that have repeatedly lost your trust. we're young and consistently growing, and we're building an open social network that puts users first. we're very excited to have you along for the ride 🦋
in all seriousness, we're up against incumbents that have repeatedly lost your trust. we're young and consistently growing, and we're building an open social network that puts users first. we're very excited to have you along for the ride 🦋
August 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
This felt like a targeted ad
Should I say fuck it and get the free braces
August 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Should I say fuck it and get the free braces