"Has been mistaken for a cinnamon roll while sleeping atleast once" feels about right

For here or to go? Also do you want fries with that?

I love magical weapons that promote creative usage of their set rules. Like a ring that lets you change one letter of the name of a spell. Like the classic Cause Fear to Cause Bear, Wish to Wash, Ray of Frost to Day of Frost.... Shatter into Shitter.... >_>

I'd beg to differ.

(They reaponded not knowing the prompt)