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Three slurp juices on a single ape.
August 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Three slurp juices on a single ape.
Meth. He was on meth.
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Meth. He was on meth.
Who ever said romance was dead?
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Who ever said romance was dead?
What about crypto scammers. It's all going to Trump right now but nothing says they can't invent a bunch more briberycoins.
July 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What about crypto scammers. It's all going to Trump right now but nothing says they can't invent a bunch more briberycoins.
Now, I am not a New Yorker, but it seems like Schumer sucks and has sucked for quite some time. Someone should look into this.
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Now, I am not a New Yorker, but it seems like Schumer sucks and has sucked for quite some time. Someone should look into this.
Ah but have you tried Day Vision Goggles?
June 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ah but have you tried Day Vision Goggles?
Points for using Ignominious!
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Points for using Ignominious!
His tall drink of water days are far behind him.
June 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
His tall drink of water days are far behind him.
How much of academia is actually some critical theory whatever studies department? In the sciences you don't hear Biologists teaching that NIH is evil or Physicists attacking NSF. Well, except for Brett Weinstein who attacks NIH because they put spiders in his vaccines.
May 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How much of academia is actually some critical theory whatever studies department? In the sciences you don't hear Biologists teaching that NIH is evil or Physicists attacking NSF. Well, except for Brett Weinstein who attacks NIH because they put spiders in his vaccines.
when the polycule collapses into a monocule
May 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
when the polycule collapses into a monocule
FDR would be a rule lawyering munchkin.
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
FDR would be a rule lawyering munchkin.
Stand in this pit of balloons which we pop with a magnifying glass and see how long you stay in the air?
May 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Stand in this pit of balloons which we pop with a magnifying glass and see how long you stay in the air?
Exciting new mold grows wherever you leave a damp substrate lying around and no one looks at it for a couple months.
May 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Exciting new mold grows wherever you leave a damp substrate lying around and no one looks at it for a couple months.
Did you remember to tell your ten million closest friends?
April 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Did you remember to tell your ten million closest friends?
Magic schools are kinda arbitrary and rarely come up. Also it's not like divine magic has its own schools.
March 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Magic schools are kinda arbitrary and rarely come up. Also it's not like divine magic has its own schools.
Isn't that just a goat?
March 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Isn't that just a goat?
There was a warm water port in his pants that day!
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There was a warm water port in his pants that day!
I tried this and was gunned down by a bunch of Irish Travelers.
March 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I tried this and was gunned down by a bunch of Irish Travelers.
Human capital strikes again.
March 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Human capital strikes again.
He's done all the low-hanging owns. Cut all the own-fat. Now he's owning critical infrastructure, and the politically checked out masses are starting to feel owned.
March 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He's done all the low-hanging owns. Cut all the own-fat. Now he's owning critical infrastructure, and the politically checked out masses are starting to feel owned.