Zofran Queen 🇵🇷♥️
@wh0redansetron.bsky.social
A Pisces Sun with and Aquarius Mercury and a 12H Venus. 🪸🫧
Boston, MA
Boston, MA
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I'm currently living "the good old days" here at work, and I KNOW they are gonna be the days I will always remember fondly. Like... I love my fucking coworkers SO so so SOOOO much!!! The way we joke and tease each other, peak comedy!! Wouldn't trade them for the world.
I hate no sabo kids because it feels like stolen valor. You did not have to go through the shit we (and your parents) had to go through. You had it easy!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I hate no sabo kids because it feels like stolen valor. You did not have to go through the shit we (and your parents) had to go through. You had it easy!!
I'm druuuuunkkkk!!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm druuuuunkkkk!!!
I'm so in love with my life right now. Like what the fuck is actually going on?! 😭❤️
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm so in love with my life right now. Like what the fuck is actually going on?! 😭❤️
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My personal top picks from July 2025.
Do you have a favorite?
Do you have a favorite?
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My personal top picks from July 2025.
Do you have a favorite?
Do you have a favorite?
Can men stop fucking harassing me?! I don't want to be asked out. I don't want to date anyone. I don't want "friends". I want to be left the fuck alone!!
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Can men stop fucking harassing me?! I don't want to be asked out. I don't want to date anyone. I don't want "friends". I want to be left the fuck alone!!
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God, please. Take all the cancer in the world, double it and give it to Luis Fonsi. 🙏
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
God, please. Take all the cancer in the world, double it and give it to Luis Fonsi. 🙏
I just realized the reason I like my coworker is because he reminds me of my ex-husband. I can just talk to him about anything for HOURS. He's SO knowledgeable!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I just realized the reason I like my coworker is because he reminds me of my ex-husband. I can just talk to him about anything for HOURS. He's SO knowledgeable!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
"Is this a ghost caught on camera? Or just a faulty CCTV video? You decide".
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Is this a ghost caught on camera? Or just a faulty CCTV video? You decide".
Damn... 10 year and I STILL don't regret my abortion. Not ONE bit!
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Damn... 10 year and I STILL don't regret my abortion. Not ONE bit!
Look at all these fucking typos!
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Look at all these fucking typos!
There's this nurse that tries to convince me to become a nurse every time we talk, and at this point I'm about to tell him there's no amount of money that you can pay me to clean adult human shit or vomit.
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There's this nurse that tries to convince me to become a nurse every time we talk, and at this point I'm about to tell him there's no amount of money that you can pay me to clean adult human shit or vomit.
Had to physically stop myself from kissing my coworker in the mouth after saying: "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people and their obsession with sex. It's obscene!" GOD! I LOVE that man!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Had to physically stop myself from kissing my coworker in the mouth after saying: "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people and their obsession with sex. It's obscene!" GOD! I LOVE that man!!
Welp! Just found out one of my ex's fought for abortion rights in 1999. Goddamn, I think he was the one. RIP.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Welp! Just found out one of my ex's fought for abortion rights in 1999. Goddamn, I think he was the one. RIP.
What is it with white men wanting to be "friends" after a breakup? NO! Get fucking wrecked, dude! And then they're like "out of respect for the relationship". My brother in Christ, you did not even respect me DURING the relationship!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What is it with white men wanting to be "friends" after a breakup? NO! Get fucking wrecked, dude! And then they're like "out of respect for the relationship". My brother in Christ, you did not even respect me DURING the relationship!!
Currently reading:
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Currently reading:
I ate this fucking spicy ass food and now I'm sweating like a ballsack!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I ate this fucking spicy ass food and now I'm sweating like a ballsack!!
I'm terrified.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm terrified.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There's this incredibly and unbelievably stupid hot nurse in ICU and eveytime I see him I feel like I'm dying. So today he talked to me, so I looked at my heart rate and it said 138bpm. Is that normal??
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
There's this incredibly and unbelievably stupid hot nurse in ICU and eveytime I see him I feel like I'm dying. So today he talked to me, so I looked at my heart rate and it said 138bpm. Is that normal??
I never did it. 🤣
Eh, I'll do it in May.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I never did it. 🤣
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I miss him like Taylor Swift sings in The Way I Loved you. I miss the screaming and fighting, and kissing in the rain. 2AM and cursing his name. I've never felt more passionate about someone in my life! GOD, I miss my cowboy! 😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I miss him like Taylor Swift sings in The Way I Loved you. I miss the screaming and fighting, and kissing in the rain. 2AM and cursing his name. I've never felt more passionate about someone in my life! GOD, I miss my cowboy! 😭
Oh, God... what is it with everyone getting married and having kids? JFC. 🤢
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh, God... what is it with everyone getting married and having kids? JFC. 🤢