13 year old me would be crying and screaming knowing that 31 year old me is spending her bachelorette party at an Aly&Aj concert AND got the meet and greet 😭

I can’t wait to be a Flaherty

What do you mean my coworker also had a John Cusack hyper fixation at a young age and we’re bonding over it now

Turns out it wasn’t teenagers. Just a bunch of people my age who peaked in high school. If you’re not working out, LEAVE.

I am so happy I’m with someone who also likes to write.

I feel like every Apple News alert is about to start playing “Fortunate Son” as of late

Please pay front desk staff in doctor offices more. I’m tired of dealing with incompetence trying to make a damn appointment.

You really see people’s true colors when you put in your notice 🙃

If you can’t afford basic benefits for your employees, you can’t afford to even be in business

I highly recommend being proposed to surrounded by a lot of pretty lights and a unicorn. Not pictured is the narwhal.