Need the local bakery to institute some sort of secret handshake protocol of “I know what I’m going to order, let me skip the queue of people who are gonna stare at each pastry like they’ve just discovered fire”

One of the most useful travel tips I’ve been given is to always look for Australian coffee shops when traveling. It works every time.

One must imagine Sisyphus shouting “did you try reading the error message” into the void

Each new day is a new discovery of a way in which GCP saw AWS’s UX and said “yeah, we can do worse”

Tim Apple really cooked with this one