The Worst Witcher
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Only 2 of my #OCs really dye their hair
Cin's hair is gray-white naturally but they dye their eyebrows otherwise it looks weird.
Kana's is naturally dark brown but she dyes parts of it fun colours- mainly red. Having colourful hair is part of her brand now and it would be weird to see her without.
Cin's hair is gray-white naturally but they dye their eyebrows otherwise it looks weird.
Kana's is naturally dark brown but she dyes parts of it fun colours- mainly red. Having colourful hair is part of her brand now and it would be weird to see her without.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Only 2 of my #OCs really dye their hair
Cin's hair is gray-white naturally but they dye their eyebrows otherwise it looks weird.
Kana's is naturally dark brown but she dyes parts of it fun colours- mainly red. Having colourful hair is part of her brand now and it would be weird to see her without.
Cin's hair is gray-white naturally but they dye their eyebrows otherwise it looks weird.
Kana's is naturally dark brown but she dyes parts of it fun colours- mainly red. Having colourful hair is part of her brand now and it would be weird to see her without.
My fuckin stupid self almost cost us our honour mode run because i wasn't thinking and picked the wrong dialogue in the Nere fight 😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My fuckin stupid self almost cost us our honour mode run because i wasn't thinking and picked the wrong dialogue in the Nere fight 😭
I think he's cute, he's my little princess 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I think he's cute, he's my little princess 🥰
Cin and Demelza have had a pretty rocky relationship. Out of their two parents, Demelza is the most logical and yet she still makes poor decisions because she is driven by the need for fun. Cinnamon's brother- Sol removed the two of them from their parents care when Cin was just a preteen +
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Cin and Demelza have had a pretty rocky relationship. Out of their two parents, Demelza is the most logical and yet she still makes poor decisions because she is driven by the need for fun. Cinnamon's brother- Sol removed the two of them from their parents care when Cin was just a preteen +
going for a little midnight snack
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
going for a little midnight snack
They are getting ready for their first sleepover ^_^
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They are getting ready for their first sleepover ^_^
The CWs are *Hyper joy emoji*
Censored for spoilers of you weren't meant to be human
Censored for spoilers of you weren't meant to be human
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The CWs are *Hyper joy emoji*
Censored for spoilers of you weren't meant to be human
Censored for spoilers of you weren't meant to be human
new reading challenge dropped: trying to follow this recipe without fucking it up (it's not too complicated so hopefully can't go too badly)
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
new reading challenge dropped: trying to follow this recipe without fucking it up (it's not too complicated so hopefully can't go too badly)
The way I thought this was a dick size comparison chart until I saw the full thing 💀
(For the record I also think Karlach and Lae'zel have the biggest meat)
(For the record I also think Karlach and Lae'zel have the biggest meat)
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The way I thought this was a dick size comparison chart until I saw the full thing 💀
(For the record I also think Karlach and Lae'zel have the biggest meat)
(For the record I also think Karlach and Lae'zel have the biggest meat)
Have this rough headshot of Merydith (dark urge drow cleric), I'll work on her some more another time
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Have this rough headshot of Merydith (dark urge drow cleric), I'll work on her some more another time
This is my son T'ru'kk (pronounced Truck). He's my githyanki bard from mine and some friend's honour mode BG3 run and he's dumb as rocks 💚
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is my son T'ru'kk (pronounced Truck). He's my githyanki bard from mine and some friend's honour mode BG3 run and he's dumb as rocks 💚
My crew looking cute
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My crew looking cute
as for Merydith, I like to think that she had her brain wiped, forgetting all the memories of being Bhaal's daughter and Elistraee saw her and was like "is anyone gonna adopt that drow and help her?" and then didn't wait for an answer before granting her cleric powers in the hope she'd be better
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
as for Merydith, I like to think that she had her brain wiped, forgetting all the memories of being Bhaal's daughter and Elistraee saw her and was like "is anyone gonna adopt that drow and help her?" and then didn't wait for an answer before granting her cleric powers in the hope she'd be better
Cinnamon chose to be a wizard bcs they thought it was cool. They grew up poor so couldn't pay for magic school/ to have someone teach them but luckily they caught the old halfling that lived at the edge of their town doing magic in his garden and harassed him into taking them on in exchange for jobs
October 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Cinnamon chose to be a wizard bcs they thought it was cool. They grew up poor so couldn't pay for magic school/ to have someone teach them but luckily they caught the old halfling that lived at the edge of their town doing magic in his garden and harassed him into taking them on in exchange for jobs
Yesterday's d&d session summed up in 2 images
#crystalconduit
#crystalconduit
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yesterday's d&d session summed up in 2 images
#crystalconduit
#crystalconduit
couldnt get the headband of intellect so my son is going to be a dipshit forever
September 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
couldnt get the headband of intellect so my son is going to be a dipshit forever
This is MY dark urge and I get to project onto her!!!
August 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is MY dark urge and I get to project onto her!!!
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
T'ru'kk don't care
August 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
T'ru'kk don't care
You got Lae'zel dropping hints too
August 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You got Lae'zel dropping hints too
The way random party members will just start flirting with eachother out on nowhere. Astarion is crazy inviting Jaheira to a 3some with his LI like that
August 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The way random party members will just start flirting with eachother out on nowhere. Astarion is crazy inviting Jaheira to a 3some with his LI like that
Started an honour mode BG3 run. This is my femboy githyanki bard and his name is T'ru'kk :)
July 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Started an honour mode BG3 run. This is my femboy githyanki bard and his name is T'ru'kk :)