Cats are scared of cucumbers not for any biological reasons, but because it reminds them of Pickle Rick, and they're just not ready to have that kind of conversation.

Hey babe, are you an Applebee's? Because I'd love for you to destroy my guts~

As a wise husky once said-
AUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry, folks, I'm sapiosexual
(proceeds to jerk off to encyclopedia)

coq au vore 👨‍🍳