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Wet Luzinski
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Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.
::whispering into wrist receiver:: Baumann is getting too close to the truth.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“4-5 first downs right here get ‘er done.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Did it before the game and was starting to worry that meme had seized the means of the Eagles’ offensive production
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Feels like Lane Johnson now is almost ritually hurt on a play where the Eagles establish the run
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
TBH with all the punts tonight I’ve been watching for the fake
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
:PHONE RINGS:
Daboll: Hello?

/heavy breathing/
Daboll: yes? Is someone there?

/heavy breathing/ mmmmm

BDAWK: LOL GO BIRDS! (also WOLVERINE!!!!) E-A-!

:click:
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Go birds 🦅
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m not sensing we need to exert any particular extra effort involved in making this happen other than social media spectating, so sure.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every food pantry in the country is putting out emergency appeals to donors, sir.
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’d wonder what Leo would say to her if he had the chance, sir.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bobby Bonilla should buy it.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Cuomo’s campaign results are not dissimilar to Washington’s in 1776, sir.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
After all, sir, season 5 at the Arconia was about oligarchs conspiring to kill a doorman.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The hours aren’t the same as the ones posted on “Google,” sir.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🧑🏻‍🍳😘👌🏼🍝
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Someone tell @nocartridge.bsky.social he can emerge from his fallout shelter (but only for one hour at sunup and sundown).
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The immediate pearl-clutching, nit-picking response to it from CNN’s panel will likely hound and sustain him in a similar way that the right has critiqued the “lamestream,” sir.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM