Brett
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Cool Stuff Sold on Craigslist in Maine: a Thread
It’s 2012. Somebody sends you an Elf Yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It happened again: I started Secret of Mana and got completely and utterly lost as soon as I tired to pick it up on my second sitting and so I gave up.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One time I saw a big shark almost eat a guy !!!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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took the carton of egg nog out of the fridge and waved it around over my head for a second and the baby gave me a big huge smile. she's a natural-born noghead.
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s the time of year where I think about this joke every time I pass a dressed up store.

youtu.be/poAKw-MX9sc?...
JOY and PEACE Cotton Hill
YouTube video by Gary Fish
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Re-normalize referring to hanging out with friends in your house as “having company.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I took a Myers Briggs test at my new job. Apparently i’m an INFJ - the rarest and most difficult type. Oops!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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hey allright okay, mine won a contest and was recently listed in @electricliterature.com's best short story collections of the year. if you're into melancholic literary realism then maybe this is for you: share.google/sFdhjh5R3KvP...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I. wanna piss my pants all night. And poop my pants every day.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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For Christmas, im just going to buy everyone a Koosh Ball
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hi i’m in Tokyo. Every little public square looks like a Splatoon level.
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So did any of you actually play cards with the special edition dvd of Snatch (Dir. Guy Ritchie, 2000) poker set or what
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the ice cream truck came by today. It’s November and 55 degrees.
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I heard the macarena last week
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it’s a good night for Maine. Go kick rocks, fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my city’s landlord ass mayor sending out a texting push to get people to vote No on a minimum wage increase? Go kick rocks, pal.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Years ago I watched a presentation by a former park ranger. His message was largely about childhood literacy. Which is fine and good. But the weirdest, most kinda off-message thing he said, which I think about the time was his closing line.

“Reading. It’s like watching a movie in your mind.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
can’t believe i didn’t think of this costume idea until AFTER
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
In case you needed to zone in and focus, somebody made a compilation of all the Roller Coaster Tycoon carousel music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpL...
RollerCoaster Tycoon - Merry go round music
YouTube video by Jez
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I had a legit terrifying dracula nightmare last night and you know what? Pretty cool dream.
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder thread that Blake Mills has quietly been one of the most innovative and versatile modern indie rock and jazz musicians for the past 15 years.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Growing up I had neighbors who were convinced they had a ghost in their 1970s era ranch home that they had owned since the 1980s.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fulfilling my destiny by buying a copy of famous tough-guys-only novel BLOOD MERIDIAN.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m at a record store and they’re playing Vance Joy and this is the absolute worst shit i’ve ever heard on my life who likes this how is this popular ???????
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM