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perfectly spherical entirely smooth and cool to the touch

dialectical immaterialist
okay. i gotta admit though. this scratches the itch. this is classic battlefield stuff and it feels great
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
there will never be another battlefield 2
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the year was 2013. and we didn't know how good we had it
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i want to thank co-star for helping me make a BIG decision today ❤️
September 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
encountered something beautiful on my dog's morning walk today <3
July 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
EXCUSE ME SORRY PARDON ME COMING THROUGH SORRY SORRY EXCUSE ME
July 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
grammy incoming
June 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
told my new boss i like horror movies and he sent me a greeting card with an AI image of pinhead chilling in colorado
June 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
her name is truss gusset
June 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
ok. i won't
May 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
cool truck i saw today. in 2009 i hit a man with my car in rural michigan and kept driving. i love the giant back glass lol
May 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
obsessed with the premise of this. frankie muniz lost his clothes and only barstool big cat can save the reunion
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
telling people "they're totally on-tend. it's called honkwear"
March 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ouuugh yeah that's the stuff
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
might get some of these big clown shoes just for walking around in. might be fresh, might be fashion-forward
March 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
water beds are a recurring motif in my dreams and nightmares
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
did you guys see this normal photo of nancy mace
March 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
interesting forecast coming out of the NOAA today
March 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
one thing about me is if i see an ugly shirt on depop it digs into my brain and doesn't leave until i buy it. this one has birds on the arms and it will be here next week
March 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
anybody else bring these to the bar to add to your drink for even whiter russians
February 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
BLAMMO. caught you in the beam of my NOROVIRUS GUN
February 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
say my dick, uh. graduated with high honors from uhhhh. mount vesuvius university. the way i. magma cum loudly
February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM