The United States is basically a carnival. When you're a kid you walk around in awe and can't believe how great it is. When you're an adult you realize everything is overpriced, the games are rigged, and the people in charge have no idea what they're doing. But the fried food? That still rocks

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

As a millennial I can confirm that we are indeed very cringe.

This thread is exhausting

When I die please respect my wishes and spread my ashes across a Taco Bell parking lot. Thank You

Honestly? If you want to drink raw milk you have fun with that. I don't think we should stop people from drinking raw milk. I say let them drink it. Keep drinking it. Everyday.

Damn. Netflix's 100 hours is up with AOL #TysonvsPaul

At the movies tonight my wife tried to pull the classic trick where she put her pussy through the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson. Winner is the new Secretary of Defense

I just spent 5 minutes looking for headphones that were resting on my neck if anyone was thinking about asking me about my political opinions

Hell yeah. Are we making this a thing?

Yall better start using this.

This place seems pretty chill. Can I put my feet up on the table?