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It frankly doesn't matter what it sounds like to you. You're on my page, no one made you be here. I'm morbidly obese. If I want to make fat jokes, I'll make them. I don't need anyone's permission to laugh at myself.

Don't worry buddy. I'm fat. I'll understand them for you.

I'm just trying to be funny buddy. Self deprecating humor is the best humor sometimes ;)

To be fair, who doesn't?

"How'd you get in my house? Well since you're already here... make my wife and I some eggs and toast. And some bacon. 😘"

Only if I get to dirty them up first

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It's not "they" doing that. It's usually the fragile ass husband who is scared to death that someone might fuck his wife better than him.