Wanda Maximoff 🦃🍂
@westviewwandam.bsky.social
English teacher. My jokes rarely land. Vaccines work. Black Lives Matter. Abortion is healthcare. She/Her/Hers
Me seeing a Yankee Candle 50 percent off everything sale:
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me seeing a Yankee Candle 50 percent off everything sale:
Man, I am so hyped for this:
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Man, I am so hyped for this:
I don’t know if I look better (I have a decade on the guy), but I dare say I *feel* better
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t know if I look better (I have a decade on the guy), but I dare say I *feel* better
Today marks the fiftieth anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today marks the fiftieth anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Post you from a different era (my 2002 wedding)
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Post you from a different era (my 2002 wedding)
She is beauty/she is grace/she will scratch or hex your face
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
She is beauty/she is grace/she will scratch or hex your face
Stanley Zbornak had a better rug
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Stanley Zbornak had a better rug
Here’s what Google told me:
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here’s what Google told me:
AI came up with this answer:
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
AI came up with this answer:
The Lord is with you (and also with you)
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Lord is with you (and also with you)
Yeah, CT has a pretty boilerplate message too 🫤
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Yeah, CT has a pretty boilerplate message too 🫤
Dinner’s ready
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dinner’s ready
Honestly GLHM, this ballroom is giving me Overlook Hotel vibes
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Honestly GLHM, this ballroom is giving me Overlook Hotel vibes
This is where I skeet from:
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is where I skeet from:
I got a long dog
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got a long dog
Conferences are over! Cheers!
October 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Conferences are over! Cheers!
My Clancy loved leaf piles 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My Clancy loved leaf piles 🥰
Didn’t get much grass touching done today, BUT I did put up my Halloween decorations and made curry rice for dinner! 🍛
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Didn’t get much grass touching done today, BUT I did put up my Halloween decorations and made curry rice for dinner! 🍛