No quiche for me - can I just get one of the beef tallow enemas?
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
No quiche for me - can I just get one of the beef tallow enemas?
“Honey - have you ever seen a dog die…?”
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“Honey - have you ever seen a dog die…?”
Wait…this isn’t just because Trump “turned on the huge faucet” in Canada and sent all the water to California?
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Wait…this isn’t just because Trump “turned on the huge faucet” in Canada and sent all the water to California?
We have a habitual leg-crosser over here too - very sophisticated…
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
We have a habitual leg-crosser over here too - very sophisticated…
Read ‘em and weep.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Read ‘em and weep.
Florida is a shit hole country.
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Florida is a shit hole country.
I totally saw Jerome up front at Nassau on 1/10/79…
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I totally saw Jerome up front at Nassau on 1/10/79…
Orange Grinch.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Orange Grinch.
Best part of fugazi shows was where you had to stay in your seat the whole time…
I don’t know - I crank the minor threat and fugazi still - just like every other old, washed-up, non straight edge punker - but the angry sober guy schtick…it’s been annoying for 45 years…
I don’t know - I crank the minor threat and fugazi still - just like every other old, washed-up, non straight edge punker - but the angry sober guy schtick…it’s been annoying for 45 years…
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Best part of fugazi shows was where you had to stay in your seat the whole time…
I don’t know - I crank the minor threat and fugazi still - just like every other old, washed-up, non straight edge punker - but the angry sober guy schtick…it’s been annoying for 45 years…
I don’t know - I crank the minor threat and fugazi still - just like every other old, washed-up, non straight edge punker - but the angry sober guy schtick…it’s been annoying for 45 years…
Holy Tim Whatley, DDS.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Holy Tim Whatley, DDS.
Golf course? Doing what - driving his cart around in circles? Let’s see a clip of him teeing off - from today - not July. No way that guy can swing a gulf club in his current state - without falling over.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Golf course? Doing what - driving his cart around in circles? Let’s see a clip of him teeing off - from today - not July. No way that guy can swing a gulf club in his current state - without falling over.
Bowling ball shots..?
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bowling ball shots..?
Let them eat crudités…
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Let them eat crudités…
I.e., the pee tape always did, and still does, exist.
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I.e., the pee tape always did, and still does, exist.
First tackle he made since getting cut from the JV football team in 1992.
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
First tackle he made since getting cut from the JV football team in 1992.
Must have been quite a night at The Ranch after that day of shooting.
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Must have been quite a night at The Ranch after that day of shooting.
Grifters gonna grift.
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Grifters gonna grift.
The cost per collision figure(s) you regularly cite (in your book and the one time I saw you speak at a signing) should be enough to get anyone onboard with highway wildlife crossing/fencing projects - regardless of one’s position on the political spectrum.
August 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The cost per collision figure(s) you regularly cite (in your book and the one time I saw you speak at a signing) should be enough to get anyone onboard with highway wildlife crossing/fencing projects - regardless of one’s position on the political spectrum.
Wait…so they’re going to paint the whole thing with rollers..?Obviously a time and materials contract.. ..
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Wait…so they’re going to paint the whole thing with rollers..?Obviously a time and materials contract.. ..
And who owns the paint company that will get that contract sole-sourced to them? Hmmmmmm…
August 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And who owns the paint company that will get that contract sole-sourced to them? Hmmmmmm…
I’m sure his paddling skills are right up there with his ski skills.
Jerry (of the) D(ay) Vance.
Jerry (of the) D(ay) Vance.
August 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m sure his paddling skills are right up there with his ski skills.
Jerry (of the) D(ay) Vance.
Jerry (of the) D(ay) Vance.
I told you never to call me here. .. .
August 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I told you never to call me here. .. .
It’s also Park City. Ski towns are notoriously blue.
August 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s also Park City. Ski towns are notoriously blue.