Not Alice Roberts
@westonfink.bsky.social
I feel good • I feel great • I feel wonderful
Come together with federal murderers? Pass.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Come together with federal murderers? Pass.
Man he looks like shit
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Man he looks like shit
Two neurons to be exact
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Two neurons to be exact
Maybe the schmuck that did his homework for him at Fordham can start doing his press conferences
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Maybe the schmuck that did his homework for him at Fordham can start doing his press conferences
More simulations I assume?
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
More simulations I assume?
Ah, I must have overlooked the "old-fashioned" words!
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Ah, I must have overlooked the "old-fashioned" words!
No kidding - any time he says a word longer than six letters he starts conjugating it
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
No kidding - any time he says a word longer than six letters he starts conjugating it
And that was before the stroke
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
And that was before the stroke
I swear this asshole doesn’t have more than 250 words in his vocabulary
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I swear this asshole doesn’t have more than 250 words in his vocabulary
Live from the Kamchatka Economic Forum?
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Live from the Kamchatka Economic Forum?
"Is Clippy not working for anyone else?"
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
"Is Clippy not working for anyone else?"
Can I get one for my front yard?
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Can I get one for my front yard?
Good - let them all crash and burn
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Good - let them all crash and burn
I ran 1000 simulations and each one said she is a fucking dolt
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I ran 1000 simulations and each one said she is a fucking dolt
He’s simply not capable
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
He’s simply not capable
Didn't realize it was one or the other
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Didn't realize it was one or the other
Give that guy a raise
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Give that guy a raise
More of this please
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
More of this please
I assume Bluesky has CSP enabled which would prevent the fetch from being executed - but I will let someone else verify 😱
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I assume Bluesky has CSP enabled which would prevent the fetch from being executed - but I will let someone else verify 😱
It's in localStorage - just not in the location the code is trying to look for it... at least not yet
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
It's in localStorage - just not in the location the code is trying to look for it... at least not yet
Kent State moment
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Kent State moment
Time for O’Hara to put his money where his mouth is
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Time for O’Hara to put his money where his mouth is