How can I continue to be shocked like I can never get used to this psychotic behavior

Muppets Christmas carol or bust

I can’t even guess how many times I’ve said “this is just like idiocracy”.

When I was a senior in high school, my English teacher asked us to write about why we should say the pledge of allegiance. I wrote double the required pages explaining that I couldn’t agree and why we shouldn’t and got a 0.